I’ll always love his first spell at United, but Cristiano Ronaldo is one huffy, toxic fucker.
He’s walked out of Portugal’s training camp because he was an unused sub, and now he’s released a statement to the public saying he’s going to “reveal the truth.”
The truth is you’re an egomaniac, 42 soon, and the team play better when you’re not in it. Stop acting like a fucking child man.