You could be the cash, I'll be the rubber band🧍🏽♀️
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Hi @MTN180 the fibre x at my house hasn’t been working since the day before yesterday. I was told something will be done but nothing has been done about it. Fix it before it turns to fight.
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About 68 people died in a train wreck today in Spain. Football matches were cancelled. The Prime minister travelled to the crash site to access the situation. 3 days of mourning has been declared.
Half the country could die in Nigeria today and its still business as usual.
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One of the hardest parts of being an adult is realizing you can't skip work like you used to skip classes back in college.
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Your partner should never be your first priority. Your first priority should always be Daenerys Targaryen
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the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. and the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. and the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 23 years old
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I hate loud breathing so much. Yesterday I was hearing someone’s breathing and was already annoyed, but I was the only one in the office. Then it hit me, I’m the loud breather.😔
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I love whatever seeing to the moon does to my heart
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There comes a point when a man’s inconsistency stops giving you anxiety and starts giving you the ick.
And that is a beautiful day.
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Walahi Eni to da air conditioner, aye e ma da. Ko ni so ri bu. Awon omo omo e ma sori re.
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