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Omo me I tell you say adey ball pass @Cristiano this saf na training session make wanna no try me ooh
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We need to hear Cristiano Ronaldo’s side of the story
🚨 Erik ten Hag: “Cristiano Ronaldo was telling the players: save your legs at training”.
“I understand it when you are top fit…
…but first you have to train yourself to get into the right fitness levels”, told @lauriewhitwell on @TheAthleticFC.
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My breakfast today is a combination of left overs because I am too lazy to fix anything fresh.
I try abi I no try??
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Undercover Cop! 😆😆
An undercover cop showed up at my farm yesterday evening.
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs,” he said.
“Sure, officer. Just don’t enter that field over there,” I replied.
He got angry and shouted, “Do you know who I am? I have the full authority of the government! This badge means I can go wherever I want. Do you understand?”
I calmly apologized and continued working.
A few minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw the officer running for his life, chased by my angry bull.
The bull was catching up fast, and the officer looked terrified.
I dropped my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted:
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!” 😂😂😂
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When I lost my dad,he was in a WhatsApp group with some men from his church. A day after he passed away they removed him from the WhatsApp group.
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Medication that truly works.
Oh dang it's time for my meds.. 😂
Moderate to severe Italian wife took me out.
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Half of the people complaining about "village people" or "spiritual attacks" just have poor planning skills, bad sleeping habits, and zero financial discipline. Fix your routine first!
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Superhighway to where?
Flyover to where?
The people who call themselves leaders in this country are just thieves and rogues. They embark on “capital projects” to loot money because it’s not profitable to create jobs or maintain existing infrastructure, yet they steadily loot ridiculous amounts. When asked what they did with the funds, they say they built airports and flyovers.
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“A woman doesn’t think she’s poor; she thinks she’s dating the wrong man.”
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Good morning from me and my little rubber puppy 😀😀
Today is a good day, it is full of answered prayers. I am sponsored by grace and surrounded by favor. God's mercy has gone ahead of me.
Because I am the righteousness of God in Christ Jesus, all things align for my good.
Have a blessed day you all
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