used to work in sports. now i just tweet about them. ᵕ̈
baltimore | cny
- Tweets 11,647
- Following 5,873
- Followers 11,685
- Likes 16,823
Pinned Tweet
What kind of interview process do the marlins have for their ball boys
MB
1,360
2,875
34,271
8,461,819
If you’re on the fence about getting a puppy, do not fly down to a farm and go meet some because it WILL make you forget all the good sense you had beforehand that told you raising puppies is the worst.
That being said, new family member coming in 2026 😊
3
1
16
1,276
Not my usual sports content but if you’re a general contractor/residential construction professional (flooring, roofing, etc), lmk. Or if you know someone in that field that wants to chat about some product, let me know 😊
1
3
2
1,001
Fox’s ability to zoom in on random people, who we have no idea who they are, and linger on them is truly undefeated.
3
13
1,063
Morgan Bagg retweeted
IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️
The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.
#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness
ALT The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension.
436
2,946
14,139
1,716,276
Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there! Hopefully your kids are letting you spend today exactly how you want to.
My dad will be spending the day using the new chainsaw I bought him to take down a dead tree in my yard. He calls it “playing outside”
2
1
12
595
Now that he has his World Cup already, a free Messi just out here having fun is a truly scary thought for the rest of the world.
2
16
780
