Here's a little ditty I mowed about donny

Schmitt; We know you murdered those women Smith: Sir, I believe that was Jack The Ripper

It's magical here and you'll never convince me otherwise

Dear People of Instagram & TicTok, Patient Zero is too fucking precious for you content creators to use as the audio for your stupid reels. Have some fucking respect for the master. That is all

OMG look what I just learned how to do!!! My daughter was being a dick so I wanted to flip her off but in a loving way since I'm her mom and such, so I put the flippy-finger emoji then hit the + sign and hit Message Effects and chose a heart. This is so cool!

I thought these observations were very interesting!

If you Google Taylor Swift she'll send you a bouquet of flowers (virtual ones of course)

there needs to be a box titled "Everyone who's not an opinionated cunt" to these offerings because jesus h christ are there some insufferable pricks walking these halls

it's been raining and gray and shitty here for the past 4 days and I feel like I was transported back to Washington State in some time-space continuum sort of event. this is BULLSHIT!

'boy moms' indulge and pacify and coddle their child and then become their biggest cheerleaders who turn a blind eye to them and justify everything they do and this is how rapists are made

The line that's really getting me is 'and my lips are sealed tight now' put the emphasis on NOW (why? because the old Taylor is dead) and see how that makes you feel

I think his widows are why she felt the need to whack him again, honestly. Could you imagine going through what she went through, deciding to give him a break and take it easy on him in her songs, only to have a cult form around him that gave him constant credit for your career, your values, and who used him as a cudgel to attack your husband, the man who actually loves you and treats you well? That would be too much for anyone.

Pumpkin Spice beverages are liars just like tea and sparkling water. They smell delicious and taste like a donkey ass (I'm guessing here, I've never tasted donkey ass and don't plan to but I can surmise!)

Because I have something called involuntary musical imagery (it's ADHD related), I am happy to report that Cleveland! has been playing in my head for the past 56.5 hours, and I have NO complaints about this at all🤗

So far there have been 4 Taylor songs! I love couples with great taste!! 🤗

I don't think Patient Zero is about Joe. I think it's the cumulative of every guy she's ever loved. I think there are lines for JG, for MH, for JA, for JM, even lines for TL. I think it's all the heartbreak she's ever felt and solidarity for the girls being hurt by them now

OMG I'm so damned addicted to Patient Zero! I've listened to it on loop about 37 times today so far! Goosebumps every single time! #taylorswiftencore

Just me riffing here but I think as a courtesy Taylor let yogurt boy know she was releasing patient zero and his sudden press-tivities (posing with aspiring actresses) was him trying to mitigate the pending fallout🤭