I tried getting on the Guinness book of world records via "Record for biggest pimple ever" method and became a pimple myself
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i like when kaguya profile pictures show up in my notifications its like seeing little bugs crawl past you on the sidewalk
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BTW STANDS FOR "BY THE WAY" AND ISNT JUST A THING TO ADD AT THE END OF YOUR TIKTOK COMMENT WHEN YOU'RE CORRECT?
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" Hah, not to brag, but I was the fucking Google Maps porn tweet guy, yep, THAT Google Maps porn tweet guy.
its kind of sad when someone does the "what was your biggest impact on the internet" trend stuff and all they have to show is just a single somewhat funny tweet from a few years ago that got likes
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its kind of sad when someone does the "what was your biggest impact on the internet" trend stuff and all they have to show is just a single somewhat funny tweet from a few years ago that got likes
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aggressive bald man ran up to me on the street and started yanking my hair while shouting “I WANT THIS!”
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Mr. Bubble retweeted
I'm 80 years old and today I feel like writing my entire life story in the comment section of a song on youtube
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Hey friend you're setting the queer community back decades by being kind of annoying, which is why I, a fellow queer, will move us centuries forward by launching a hate campaign against you and driving you to suicide
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Mr. Bubble retweeted
generally im at peace with the passage of time but its hard to accept that soon enough children who grew up with skibidi toilet will be old enough to make video essays about how it was peak media
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Mr. Bubble retweeted
When i played undertale and left the ruins after that dramatic fight... there were these... funny skeletons??? And I just started running around and breaking everything in anger Why is toby fox such a bad writer
"That... on the mantle..."
"It's..."
[REALLY LOUD AIRHORN]
"WOMP WOMP ITS WACKY TIME I'M MISTER WACKY MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF PIPE CLEANERS WHAT A COOL MIXED MEDIA CONCEPT THIS ISNT EARTHBOUND BTW I HOPE YOU GET INCREDIBLY INVESTED IN ME"
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Deadlock Memes that'll make you the funniest 0 kills 11 deaths Silver player in the group chat!
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GUIDE TO DEBATING, ARGUING AND INSULTING ON THE INTERNET:
pedophile = fan of thing i mildly dislike
racist = fan of thing i mildly dislike
groomer = fan of thing i mildly dislike
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i tried playing "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with my sentient talking dog buddy but he kept only responding with "Yes", "No" and laughing in my face so i spiked his drink with lab chemicals and it blew up in his mouth
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I let my sentient dog drive my car and he crashed it within seconds because he's a dog. What the fuck was I thinking?
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