Mr. Old Man@MrOldMan9000

Kobe 🐐 I trigger nephews

 Tokyo-to, Japan
Joined June 2014
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Replying to @nypost
Lmao this is how you know the New York Post is another Israeli propaganda outpost Martin basically said "we're all humans" but the 🧃 wanna twist the narrative and say it's antisemitic Just shameless stuff
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Jordan hasn't played for 30 years and still haunts Gen Z
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@itsjusttimbro
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G.O.A.T Shht!
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Did Shaq carry Kobe? Nah. Kobe carried Shaq
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@bellingersworId
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If the aliens challenged us to a baseball game in order to save the planet from destruction we are sending Yamamoto out there and getting ready for work the next day
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Okay so Malfoid is basically Helga Pattaki from Hey Arnold! if she was actually cute
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@DavidBenedict0
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A non-comprehensive list of Malfoid fics on X, in relatively correct order. (feel free to put any others in the comments): Early Years: x.com/NWBroJaneway/status/21… archiveofourown.org/works/93… Struggling with feelings: x.com/moonlightbro/status/21… x.com/moonlightbro/status/21… x.com/Devon_Eriksen_/status/… Triwizard Tournament: wattpad.com/story/416982533-… Hogsmead Village: x.com/Florida_Boi1/status/21… Dare to ask Malfoy: x.com/Devon_Eriksen_/status/… x.com/spookyh8r/status/21055… Yule Ball: x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… Umbridge Interrogation: x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… Felix Felicis: x.com/Aloofcannon/status/210… Sectumsempra: x.com/zer0chroma/status/2105… (absolute gem) archiveofourown.org/works/93… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… On the Run: x.com/TheChroNikler/status/2… x.com/TheChroNikler/status/2… Room of Requirement: x.com/VladVoice/status/21060… Death of Dumbledore: x.com/HariSel57511397/status… (absolute gem) x.com/HariSel57511397/status… x.com/SunshineSchmdt2/status… Final Stand: x.com/ZeldaZealot/status/210… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… archiveofourown.org/works/93… x.com/S_16135/status/2105790… x.com/S_16135/status/2105952… x.com/S_16135/status/2106075… x.com/S_16135/status/2106489… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… Marriage and Family: x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… x.com/Critical_Scribe/status… x.com/FunnyNameForMe1/status… Multi-Scene Works: x.com/Florida_Boi1/status/21… x.com/VladVoice/status/21057… wattpad.com/story/416789252-… Honorable Mention Illustrated Scene: x.com/theexileddraco/status/… Authors: @HariSel57511397 @Critical_Scribe @VladVoice @spookyh8r @Devon_Eriksen_ @moonlightbro @Florida_Boi1 @S_16135 @SunshineSchmdt2 @ZeldaZealot @nightowl_trades @NWBroJaneway @zer0chroma @theexileddraco @Aloofcannon @TheChroNikler @FunnyNameForMe1 #Malfoid #HarryPotterAU #Malfoy
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Typerighter@Typerighting
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Wow Forever is WoW 2. A complete do-over from the very beginning, this is your chance to get on to what I believe to be the Greatest Game of All-Time at the very beginning. It is for everyone. Everyone who has, and has not played Warcraft, should play WoW Forever.
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Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Sep 30
No American should ever go to Israel. Our Senate just voted that they’re allowed to murder you. They’ve killed nine Americans in three years. No one has been arrested for any of those murders. Senate voted to block any investigation and gave Israel impunity to murder Americans.
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TheTruth
@TheTruth8240
Sep 30
Delonte West says Paul Pierce would win if he played Lebron 1 on 1 This is a no brainer because Lebron doesnt have a bag and wouldnt be able spam his usual screens he needs to get by his defenders in a 1 on 1
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And they didn't care about their regular season record either
Manufacturing Dissent@MfgDissentFM
Sep 30
Replying to @MrOldMan9000
Warriors didnt 3peat
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Mr. Goji 
@Mr_goji54
Sep 30
🚨 'Godzilla Minus Zero' Tomatometer has once again INCREASED to an impressive 97% on Rotten Tomatoes with 30 reviews. 🚨 It debated at 92% a few days ago.
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There is a major disconnect between LeBron fans and fans who have experienced their team 3peating I guarantee The 90s Bulls, 2017-2019 Warriors, 2000s Lakers and NOW the LA Dodgers did not care about their regular season record. Championship or bust
The Locker Room
@lockerroomla
Sep 29
Currently watching The Last Dance. When MJ retired the Bulls won 55 games with Scottie Pippen as the 1st option. They won 57 the year prior with MJ. I’m sorry LeBron is the GOAT.
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Jacob
@Jacobtheclipper
Sep 28
Austin Reaves on the Lakers’ offense this year: “We’ll be able to play more free flowing basketball. It’s not gonna have to be pick and roll every single possession.” LMAO they are so happy the 42 year old ball stopper is gone 🤝
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I don't know why this is so difficult to comprehend
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Mr. Goji 
@Mr_goji54
Sep 28
🚨 'Godzilla Minus Zero' Tomatometer increases to a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes with 23 reviews. 🚨 It was 95% yesterday.
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A lot of LeBron fans in the comments not understanding the point. If the 2015 ring was dubious due to Kyrie and Love being injured, exactly what made the 2016 warriors a "DYNASTY"? 😂
Mr. Old Man@MrOldMan9000
Sep 28
LeBron fans will call the warriors 2015 championship an asterisk hospital ring due to Love and Kyrie being hurt and then turn around and claim LeBron beat a "dynasty" in 2016 the very next year
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LeBron fans will call the warriors 2015 championship an asterisk hospital ring due to Love and Kyrie being hurt and then turn around and claim LeBron beat a "dynasty" in 2016 the very next year
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Fullcourtpass
@Fullcourtpass
Sep 27
Nikola Jokic is expected to sign a 5-year, $360 Million deal with the Denver Nuggets in the summer of 2027, per @KevinOConnor This will be the richest contract in NBA history
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MJ played 2 full seasons before Scottie was drafted. In 1998 while Scottie was recovering from injury the Bulls were 26-12 with just MJ
MyNameIsJeff 🚂
@thejbratc
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MJ never won without Phil Never had a winning season without Scottie In a weak era
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More finals losses than Steph, Kobe, MJ, and Tim Duncan COMBINED
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@b0y1da_
Sep 25
This is crazy. Bron got more finals losses than Steph and Kobe combined He can’t be #1 bro
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Lebron fans really hang their hat on beating Paul Milsap, Jeff Teague, and Derozan to get to the finals. It's like bragging about a online degree from Devry University
MyNameIsJeff 🚂
@thejbratc
Sep 26
And guys like MJ and Kobe get credit for losing earlier The thought process of Bron haters should be studied
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Checkmate
@Checkmatee27
Sep 25
Lmao this is crazy Bro joined Embiid, prime Maxey and Jaylen Brown then somehow made it sound like HE'S doing Embiid a favor by being there. You joined a stacked roster to chase another ring. Just say that bro 😭
Underdog NBA
@UnderdogNBA
Sep 25
LeBron James on how Joel Embiid factored into his decision to join the Sixers: "One of the most important, to be honest, is the big fella... Only thing he has not done, and that's win a championship. And I want to try to help him get that first one."
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