ngl, i need that one life changing email soon, before the year ends.
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one of my absolute favs someone dressed up as lois griffin looking at painkillers 😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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i have no interest in other people’s lives so i don’t like people interfering in mine.
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Ted Bundy Jr was frustrated
Apparently wanting to feel safe on a first date means lack of confidence
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grand yet private. cute.
Se você ainda não pediu sua namorada em casamento, não deixe ela ver esse vídeo
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Asked a coworker his favorite color during an icebreaker and he quickly responded "blue. cause I'm a man."
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i hate gay halloween wdym you're lenny kravitz running errands in his big ass scarf? 😭
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It's scary how many men would rather believe their gfs are "withholding pussy" to manipulate them than consider that they are simply turned off
Niggas will take you through hell and back, turn you into a shell of yourself and then get mad when you don’t let them fuck the shell.
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Getting a dm from “Community Notes”.
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This is so cool but the fact that women have to invent these kind of things just to protect ourselves from men is sad. Do better guys.
This can save a ridiculous amount of lives!
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He has lived so many lives
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I can’t really describe it but, this is exactly how listening to Human Nature by Michael Jackson makes me feel ✨
Someone spilled stars into the sea
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yes.
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Meeting a woman who just like me fr x.com/favoritel8dy/status/21…
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flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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Grandest of risings brothers and sisters.
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I love when I use a RHOA reference and the person I’m speaking to IMMEDIATELY gets it 😂😂😂😂😂
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