90% shitposting / 10% research Nothing I say is advice for anything I am a muffin after all!

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Pure fantasy: Germany’s promise to be free of fossil fuels by 2045 is free of reality iea.org/data-and-statistics/… bundesumweltministerium.de/f…
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Trump sings the chinese anthem live on national TV and you are bearish?

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A german discounter and a swedish small cap just casually giga-mogged Tesla, unions and basically everyone else in the business by getting level 4 approval for cabless trucks and getting them into daily service in germany
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Apart from the other obvious issues Bro is too old Anyone losing their mind over his trolling cant be helped
JUST IN: Trump hints at a 2028 presidential run in latest Truth Social post.
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Fortune favors the bald btw
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he probably keeps mentioning this so the woke european leadership cant adress these issues
NOW - Trump: "I know Europe better than anybody. Better than the people that run it... two things are killing Europe: number one is immigration and number two is energy."
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If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.
what controversial opinion will have you in this position?
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Yesterday was my day off... but I still managed to turn it into a decent little payday 💰 🚚 Amazon Flex: £60 🍔 Uber Eats: £40 (just under £100 total for around 6 hours) After putting aside £25 for tax and petrol, that's £75 in my pocket. 🙌 I’ve still got a few days left this week to top up the survey apps I do, and I might squeeze in another food delivery shift too. It all adds up. You don't have to earn thousands overnight—just keep stacking the income streams. 📈 #SideHustle #AmazonFlex #UberEats #UKMoney #MoneyTwitter #ExtraIncome
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... a 73hp Ford Fiesta Because germans dont pretend 100 mph is a special experience
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Norway, according to Norway
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these guys arguing about the number of cylinders on a mustang while this thing exists
I think I've said this before, but the EcoBoost Mustang's biggest issue isn't that it's a bad car, it's the fact that it says "Mustang" on the back. The name carries a certain connotation and a "4 cyl Mustang" carries a stigma that the car would t have if it wasn't CALLED a Mustang.
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solid work.
🇬🇧 Brits have a tradition of making ugly photos of politicians in cars before it’s over. Starmer’s photo is already out, so he’ll be resigning next week … most likely.
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Hint: He died like a fucking retard
Actor Oliver Reed died while filming Gladiator in Malta after challenging Royal Navy sailors to a drinking contest. He consumed 3 bottles of Captain Morgan’s Jamaica rum, 8 bottles of German beer, and numerous cognacs, then still managed to beat several sailors in arm-wrestling. Moments later, he collapsed in the pub and passed away on the way to the hospital. He died like a true gladiator.
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Dont quit your subscription folks
Pure misinformation: The @washingtonpost is celebrating a new JAMA study as proof the COVID vaccine protects the heart. In reality the “No COVID-19 vaccine” group was 88.7% already fully vaccinated and boosted. They simply refused the latest booster. This study compared vaccinated vs vaccinated — not vaccinated vs. unvaccinated.
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Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!
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