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The Mall
too good to be true Mullet Cop (the game) is coming soon
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season 0 was a rush fred needs a minute mega-mall 4472-158 reopens next season bring your cassettes see you there
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mega-mall 4472-158 never closes, but season 0 does snapshot taken, future uprising event rewards incoming upgrades underway game going offline until next season thanks to those who gave feedback, joined game nights, and tamed the chaos
Made with AI
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hold the FOAM, what's this? +50K unique players ~46k hours played several patches implemented already and we're already working on the next season thanks to all who played and gave feedback
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megmall 4472-158 incident report nearly 30k hours logged in 6 days mall chaos… barely under control cozy isn’t for everyone but some of you found a home
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i've heard it said, better lucky than good i've heard it said, @balt_ik is both enjoy that rare fred my friend @somniaGames_ games bringing the heat. what's next?
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come join the game launch AMA, hosted on @somniaGames_
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leaderboards, nft connection, and game link here mulletcop.com/
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as always, be safe out there use trusted sources don't click suspicious links more info in the discord at @uprising_labs
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mullet cop — mega mall grand opening no free samples. just free-to-play game goes live. doors open 4pm UTC details below
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details, details... we'll be back with the links at 4pm utc or you can join the mystery event in the @uprising_labs discord
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no one likes a wait everyone loves a warm burrito mullet cop the game launches very soon.
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can you believe it? the future only lasts 30 minutes. then it resets. sad thing is… that’s barely enough time to finish my FOAM and a burger. @MasksOfTheVoid
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begging for money on stream? straight to food court jail for @LacyHimself for that violation on socials. i monitor more than the mall, X will be more safe while i'm on duty.
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the perfect monday morning
GM everyone! Starting my Monday with a black coffee and buying @MulletCopGame NFT to add 75% on my Somnia Point Booster On the last AMA, @0xPaulThomas said that S5 will end on Q1 and another Somnia odessey 2.0 will be start Since Somnia Liquidity Program is already on Epoch 13 (last epoch), I think the end of S5 is near, probably this month Let's see what Somnia offer in 2026 Stay with Somnia 💜💙
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Same resolutions. Every year. What are you going with in 2026? 👇
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the grind never stops mullet christmas
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so many applications filled out from future Pathfinders in the @uprising_labs discord looking forward to protecting our mall together with each of you mullet out.
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I can confirm 2 rumors... 1. I protect my mall with nothing but a frying pan and my mullet. 2. The first play test goes live to Pathfinder members in the @uprising_labs Discord soon. Make sure to join the Uprising Discord to stay up to date!
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