Houses that talk. New spins on classic Muppet Show Season 1 running gags from your pals @toughpigs.
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"Hey did you hear Muppets Twitter is doing a vote for the best accounts, and we're nominated?"
"Wow, where can I vote?"
"Right here. You just have to leave your home page to get to it. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F… "
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"Now that it's January, it's time I got to work on my resolution to get new roof edges."
"Oh, are they your new year's eaves?"
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we're cancelling each other over talking houses takes today. post your cancellable talking house takes.
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"George, the Oscars are this weekend. What are your thoughts on Dune?"
"I dunno, I never did!"
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"My grandson is very concerned about the announced changes to the Oscars telecast."
"Oh, is he a filmmaker?"
"No, he's the Dolby Theatre!"
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"My nephew is helping me understand the consequences of inflation in today's society."
"Oh, is he an economist?"
"No, he's a bouncy castle!"
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"Are you visiting your family for Thanksgiving?"
"No, my in-laws are coming to visit us. They're mobile homes!"
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CURTAIN OPENS. WAYNE ENTERS WITH A COMPUTER.
WAYNE: I've grown accustomed to your face...
COMPUTER: We’re aware that some people are having trouble accessing Facebook app. We’re working to get things back to normal as quickly as possible, and we apologize for any inconvenience.
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Facebook? Never heard of it. We here at Talking Houses only care about one Face, and that's VENDAFACE.
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You're in her DMs. I'm dancing with her and delivering malapropisms and puns that aren't that funny. We are not the same.
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"Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream?"
"That's not a problem for me! I'm a dream house!"
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"I DON'T GET IT, I JUST DON'T GET IT. I WORK SO HARD AT IT BUT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL JUST NEVER TAKES OFF, I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!"
"What kind of videos do you make?"
"ASMR!"
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Get the facts and be smarter than George: cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nco…
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