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Have you got class? Have I got class! Have you got chic? Have I got chic! To think you and me were nobody, why, only last week!
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So hand me my cuff links and straighten my tie! Just drench me in rich cologne, and don't ask me why!
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I reflect on my reflection, and I ask myself the question: What's the right direction to go? I don't know.
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Say 'It isn't worth the trouble, all the trouble that you're going through!' Well, what can you do?
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Yes, and every night will end, and every day will start with a grateful prayer and a thankful heart!
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Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul! Yo-ho, heave-ho! There are men whose hearts are as black as coal! Yo-ho, heave-ho!
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It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge, and the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed, is the one that we call Scrooge.
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Life's like a movie, write your own ending, keep believing, keep pretending. We've done just what we set out to do.
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