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WOMAN: I hear you come from a broken home. ANIMAL: Yeah. I broke it myself. Two, three, dip.
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"People who grew up with troubled childhoods and they latched onto the Muppets as a way to get through a lot of this stuff. It’s a responsibility I never knew we had." Happy Birthday, Steve Whitmire!
Steve Whitmire, wearing a green collared shirt, smiles. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Steve Whitmire, wearing a green collared shirt, smiles. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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"When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope is to leave the world a little better for having been there." #HappyBirthdayJim
Jim Henson, wearing a white button-down shirt and a gray checkered jacket, smiles as he embraces Kermit the Frog while holding him up. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Jim Henson, wearing a white button-down shirt and a gray checkered jacket, smiles as he embraces Kermit the Frog while holding him up. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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"Please watch out for each other and love and forgive everybody. It's a good life, enjoy it." #HappyBirthdayJim
Jim Henson, wearing a black turtleneck, looks directly at the camera. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Jim Henson, wearing a black turtleneck, looks directly at the camera. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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"The attitude you have as a parent is what your kids will learn from more than what you tell them. They don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are." #HappyBirthdayJim
Jim Henson, with daughter Heather on his shoulders, stands outside behind his family (from left), Cheryl, Jane, Brian, John, and Lisa. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Jim Henson, with daughter Heather on his shoulders, stands outside behind his family (from left), Cheryl, Jane, Brian, John, and Lisa. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
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"Follow your enthusiasm. It's something I've always believed in. Find those parts of your life you enjoy the most. Do what you enjoy doing." #HappyBirthdayJim
Jim Henson, wearing a tuxedo, smiles as he is surrounded by dozens of Muppets on the set of "The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Jim Henson, wearing a tuxedo, smiles as he is surrounded by dozens of Muppets on the set of "The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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"Certainly I’ve lived my whole life through my imagination. But the world of imagination is there for all of us – a sense of play, of pretending, of wonder. It’s there with us as we live." #HappyBirthdayJim
Jim Henson looks down upon Ernie, whom he holds in his hands. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Jim Henson looks down upon Ernie, whom he holds in his hands. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
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"The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children." #HappyBirthdayJim
Jim Henson, wearing a white jacket, smiles as he poses between Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Jim Henson, wearing a white jacket, smiles as he poses between Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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“I believe that we form our own lives, that we create our own reality, and that everything works out for the best.” #HappyBirthdayJim
A young Jim Henson works on a puppet of Kermit. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT A young Jim Henson works on a puppet of Kermit. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
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"Life is meant to be fun, and joyous, and fulfilling." #HappyBirthdayJim
Jim Henson, wearing a pinstriped suit, smiles as he stands next to Junior Gorg. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Jim Henson, wearing a pinstriped suit, smiles as he stands next to Junior Gorg. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
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STATLER: Speaking of lunch, I wonder what the Swedish Chef has up his sleeve. WALDORF: A summons from the board of health, I wager.
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FOZZIE BEAR: My cousin's so dumb, he spent two weeks in London trying to find the European Common Market.
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KERMIT: Thank you, thank you, thank you. And welcome to The Muppet Show. And what a show we got. We have music, comedy, 225 dancing elephants — who, unfortunately, left their costumes at home because they forgot to pack their trunks.
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"I think the subliminal message of ["The Magic Store"] is that you’re special and you can do all the things that we’ve done. I think that was Jim’s message. I think Jim’s message was not that I’m special, but that you’re special." Happy Birthday, Paul Williams!
Paul Williams, wearing a teal turtleneck and dark red jacket, talks to Kermit the Frog on the set of "The Muppet Show." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Paul Williams, wearing a teal turtleneck and dark red jacket, talks to Kermit the Frog on the set of "The Muppet Show." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
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"I was a Muppet fan before I worked for the company. I was ten when The Muppet Show first came on the air, so I remember watching it every week, and I grew up with Sesame Street... so I look at things through the eyes of a fan..." Happy Birthday, Craig Shemin!
Craig Shemin, wearing a navy blue short-sleeved shirt with a floral print, smiles as he points to Fozzie Bear standing next to him. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Craig Shemin, wearing a navy blue short-sleeved shirt with a floral print, smiles as he points to Fozzie Bear standing next to him. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
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GONZO: I'm a bird. Yeah, I'm a... I'm a turkey. GUARD: You're not a real turkey. GONZO: Are you kidding? Have you seen my act? GUARD: Hey, Lee, I got this real turkey to see you.
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GONZO: Excuse me, Miss Piggy. May I come in? MISS PIGGY: Ehh, only if you're green and have flippers.
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STATLER: Well, I really liked this show tonight. WALDORF: At these prices, who's gonna complain?
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"Instead of going for my final year of college, I started on Sesame Street, which was an education in itself.... And at that time, this was pretty much like the puppet show on television, especially here in New York. So that was quite an education." Happy Birthday, Noel MacNeal!
Noel MacNeal, wearing a black t-shirt, embraces Bear, who stands behind him on the set of "Bear in the Big Blue House." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

ALT Noel MacNeal, wearing a black t-shirt, embraces Bear, who stands behind him on the set of "Bear in the Big Blue House." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)
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THE SWEDISH CHEF: Whåt de hëy?
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