Used to be @MyshkinFool but some crypto twat hacked it .. so I continue the struggle from here
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My washing machine:
"To open the door mid cycle would be to unleash such terrors upon the world that I must forbid it!"
My dishwasher:
"No idea, mate. Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen?"
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The much used 'rebuttal' that a dog being born in a stable doesn't make it a horse, only holds up if one of our core horse definitions stated that all horses must be born in stables.
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By reducing a nationality, such as English, down to something as basic as skin colour, you are in effect erasing the multiple aspects of humour, culture, literature, art, cuisine etc. and in so doing, making English itself unremarkable.
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A vibrant yellow wasp, about an inch long, has just flown into the house like it's doing a viewing.
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People who claim they're really into Halloween but then get all weird when you sacrifice a goat and leave its head impaled on their front fence can fuck right off.
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My two new Mimosa trees have arrived and I am going to have quite botanically erotic weekend planting those cheeky fuckers.
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You might think you're dedicated, but I have watched four seasons of Star Wars Rebels just so I could understand the backstory before watching Ahsoka again.
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Not me, finishing work and getting the train yesterday and applauding all the people waiting for pick ups, kissing my name badge and then throwing my shirt to the crowd.
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Imagine being Brittany ferries or P&O right now and trying to sell the notion of boat trips across the Channel.
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" ...remember, its 2 in the mouth , 6 on the face , but , remember its SEVEN POINT FIVE on the tits..."
rating places my bf cums in/on me
in my mouth - 2/10 love the idea. the texture makes me gag :(
facial - 6/10 love the warmth but a bit messy
on my tits - 7.5/10 looks so hot but is also messy
on my ass - 5/10 i can’t see it but it feels sooo good
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