“indians have been trying to scam each other with fake cow piss so cow piss experts are being called upon to personally taste every batch and ensure purity” is something not even the most racist person on this app could have come up with if you gave them carte blanche and five tries to come up with the most anti-indian joke they could conceive of
In Bulandshahr, Uttar Pradesh, reports of cow urine adulteration are emerging. Middlemen buy pure cow urine from farmers, mix it with urine from animals like buffaloes etc., and sell it. To remedy this, the Modi government should pass a law requiring Sangh workers, who have drunk urine since childhood, to taste every consignment, certify it as pure cow urine, and only then make it available to sanatanis for drinking.