Tweets random characters being drafted by NHL teams. Tweets every 20 minutes. DM with any bugs. Last updated: (4/23/22). Made by @rybrz

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Alternatively, #AbolishTheDraft Let kids decide where they want to play within cap constraints. Teams can only offer ELCs. That would entirely eliminate tanking and force teams to offer players opportunity and make their clubs attractive destinations.
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With the 204th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the St. Louis Blues are proud to select: Barf.
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With the 19th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Ottawa Senators are proud to select: Happy Gilmore.
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With the 162nd overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Philadelphia Flyers are proud to select: Kodak Black.
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With the 119th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Ottawa Senators are proud to select: Bowser Jr..
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With the 146th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the San Jose Sharks are proud to select: TroyDan.
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With the 81st overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Winnipeg Jets are proud to select: Happy Gilmore.
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With the 152nd overall selection in the NHL Draft, the San Jose Sharks are proud to select: Indiana Jones.
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With the 128th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Dallas Stars are proud to select: Ricky LaFleur.
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With the 117th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Columbus Blue Jackets are proud to select: Jonsey.
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With the 33rd overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Carolina Hurricanes are proud to select: Elmer Fudd.
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Les Canadiens de Montréal sont fiers de sélectionner, au 160e rang: Gary the Snail. With the 160th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Montreal Canadiens are proud to select: Gary the Snail.
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With the 61st overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Philadelphia Flyers are proud to select: Raisin Bran Sun.
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With the 123rd overall selection in the NHL Draft, the New York Rangers are proud to select: Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
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With the 164th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Dallas Stars are proud to select: King Boo.
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With the 16th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Chicago Blackhawks are proud to select: Homer Simpson.
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With the 85th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Washington Capitals are proud to select: Leonardo.
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With the 101st overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Edmonton Oilers are proud to select: Barnacle Boy.
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With the 194th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Los Angeles Kings are proud to select: Gibby.
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With the 13th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Colorado Avalanche is proud to select: Gary the Snail.
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