๐๐ซ๐๐ฐ๐ฅ๐๐ up on ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ , do i wanna go ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ? ๐บ๐ฆ๐ด i ๐ฑ๐ผ @W1D0WBYTE โ
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audible gulp .
" . . . y'scare me
sometimes .
. . . . buuuut i kinda
just do this to myself . . .
so โ i'll take it on the nose ."
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โ Oh, so you WANT to be attacked? โ
The Latina would come over and lean into the otherโs ear, hands on her shoulders.
โ Maybe Iโll do it moreโฆ โ
She whispers seductively before backing away again.
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" "like" would not be
givin the word enough
weight . goddamn , girl .
y'look like you could
punch a gonk's jaw off .
shoulda told me .
i woulda been up and
early in the gym in
a heartbeat with you ! "
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maxtac kinda based
when they aren't shouting
orders and pointing a
military-grade rifle
capable of tearing a
tank apart in my face .
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After a long day, I typically like to take a nice bath and- Nah Iโm just fucking with ya.
I go and spend my time at Lizzieโs Bar, getting drunk as fuck, and then I go and stumble my way back home, Where I proceed to hold my cat.
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a tupperware , a bag
of the closest thing she had to real cheese , and a bag of tortillas fetch from the fridge , sprawled out upon the counter .
" still leave ya
some just in case .
a few minutes go by , passed
by with soft humming of samurai tunes
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ใ see? i make a preeetty convincing case. damn, i should be a lawyer.ใ
Light snort, walking away from the door. Originally I planned on going to pick up the pizza , but since thereโs a second option thatโs even better โ no need.
ใ all you โ ใ
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" probably not โ but
just about everything we
do can fall under that
umbrella .
it's your call , mai .
if it were up to me , i'd
already have the fucker
put in the dirt weeks
ago . but you deserve
this . you deserve to watch
it happen .
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( hand flies over her
mouth as to not cause bursting laughter to bounce off the walls . it's a struggle , but she somehow manages to keep it contained within her closed hand . )
and i will take
fuckin' pride in it .
( the same hand reaches
back down to
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same here. can't believe how much worse it's gotten since the 20s ... we're eating plastic now, not meat. ( d-dog can be seen zooming to the thrown ball, accidentally knocking over two +
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