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and STOP calling us chommie @milkcookiesfest❗️
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George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought. It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.
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Imagine you wake up in Delft, Cape Town, this morning, and on your way to work, you saw five people being killed by machine guns. When you arrive in town, the DA tells you that you live in the best city in the country.
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You haven’t announced a second headliner but your R3000 general tickets are on sale? I AM PRAYING FOR YOUR DOWNFALL😭
Chommie, if you missed the presale, this is your moment. 🥛🍪 General on-sale for #MilkCookiesFest is now open, with Olivia Dean headlining in CPT and JHB. GA, Golden Circle and VVIP Tables available. Tickets will sell out. Tickets.milkandcookiesfestiv… The countdown to #MCMW27 just got real.
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Out of office scheduled. Apologising in advance for the person I’m about to become over the next two weeks
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Honestly, how is this any different than that dynamic pricing Olivia Dean dragged Ticketmaster over?
Milk and cookies pre sale ticket prices are something
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Olivia Dean came out against dynamic pricing for Ticketmaster. She needs to do the same for Milk and Cookies because no way a presale should have that level of phasing and price jumps
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A presale should have a set number of tickets at a set price. Then it ends. Phased pricing should only come in at general and should be limited and reasonable
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude
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"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck
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if kimi wins the wdc tomorrow lando has never celebrated his birthday as the current world champion. ok bye.
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That’s some last minute gate change 🤣🤣
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Mzansi, you clocked it. It’s Olivia Dean. 🥛🍪 Cape Town and Joburg, this is going to be so easy to fall in love with. Pre-registration is open on Howler until 28 October: tickets.milkandcookiesfestiv… Never the same sound. Always the same feeling. #milkcookiesfest #mcmw27
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It’s Friday then, Saturday, Sunday WHAT
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Totally me and my girl in the future ☺️
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Istanbul’s airport masjid is rather wow
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