YouTube.com/@swardnation TOILET HEAD FEB 12th
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Saw someone with "my warm up is your work out" shirt. Well, my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning so fuck you.
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I watched that documentary that everyone is talking about and it’s wild. You don’t know who is inherently evil and who is telling the truth. I highly recommend it. It’s out now and if you haven’t heard about it it’s called Street Fighter.
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We made a horror short! Very proud of it. The great director Jake Lewis and my old friend the great @PaulyShore and the LEGEND @actordougjones
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ETZmh…
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I just turned 50 and the Vikings are 5-0. Thank you, Kyler. Happy birthday to Vikings fans every where. I hope I don’t turn 89 in January.
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Sorry we play the Falcons the 29th. See?! That’s how panicked I am. What fucking year is it?! Atlanta trade Robinson now.
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Why are these teams scoring touch downs? You’re supposed to kick all your points. #Vikings 🙄
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I’m still not drinking and it’s great. But I do find myself in situations that I loved as a drinker. I’m on a flight delay in Boston so thats a double whammy cause it’s such a great booze town. What scenarios for non drinkers do you miss?
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All weekend Fri - Sun.
- Grandma’s Boy 20th anniversary pics and autographs with JP and Alex.
Silverscreamcon.com
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If this season is going to be a roller coaster game like this every week I’ll need a full sponsorship from Dude Wipes. Do they make blankets? SKOL VIKES!!
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ORLANDO - This Sat and Sun!
(Not Friday. I’m filming The Odyssey 2)
FAN BOY EXPO
fanboyexpo.com/orlando/
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Silo is the best show on TV right now. Rebecca Ferguson is incredible. I thought it was about Shilo the waiter from Grandmas Boy. He was played wonderfully by that sweet old lady @DavidSpade
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If you were a cat would you be an indoor cat or outdoor cat? I’d be outdoor but @DavidSpade would for sure be indoor and sleep in his own dirty litter box.
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Minnesota is having deep fried Taco Bell lettuce at the State Fair. It’s at the @PowerTripKFAN booth. Meat Sauce serves it in a leather swing.
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It’s weird how many times I talk about athletes from my childhood. I reference Bo Jackson way too much. What athlete do you talk about to the point where someone should slap you?
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Saw ‘The Odyssey’. Incredible film making. Glad they cut @DavidSpade out. His part as Vaginus Labian Queefus, the lord of butt breezes, slowed the movie down. #TheOdyssey
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Breeze airline isn’t awful. It smelled like a colostomy bag farted but it was direct from Louisville to LA. Better than Spirit and Frontier for sure. Febreeze could step in though.
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I’m flying Breeze airline for the first time. Curious how this is. I’ve spent so many years flying Sea Breeze.🍹
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The Minnesota Vikings accept Haaland. He is ours. He doesn’t look like anyone from Green Bay. We just won a Super Bowl now.
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