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Cows aren't here to entertain us.
They are here on earth for us to intensively farm, and then ultimately consume (or just bin it if it can't be sold).
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If you're in the UK and struggling to get petrol tonight, simply fill up that tank with rich beef gravy. It'll absolutely fuck up your engine but the smell will be divine.
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The 21st century caveat doing some work here.
#Jumanji
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Good luck trying to get a commuter train when all the trains are full of an infinite number of heifers
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Her name was Carol, and she was dressed as a pink alien. She really brought that alien to life, you know?
The costume had horns and a beak, like, I'm not really sure what vibe she was going for. She had a very bewitching, sad aura, that, really - you know, she was endearing.
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It's obvious, isn't it? Tippi Hedren, obviously, is the name of a cow, isn't it. You wouldn't call a human Tippi Hedren.
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That guy ended up not only with a bull (that is a pig), he also ended up with two sheep, and crucially, a CD Player.
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🐖🐑🐑💿✅
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Why would athletes take banned performance enhancing substances when the most enhancing substance of all is 100% legal? Beef.
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Perhaps underappreciated in the SEC landing Texas: the conference now has access to all 3 major meats in the US. #ItJustMeatsMore
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I would say that those muddy buckets, while they probably contained mud and a few other things, that at no point had in them anyone's 'weasel'.
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Sometimes people say to us, "Hogball? I can't imagine it."
Tune your TV into the #Olympics , then mentally replace the basketball/badminton racquets/parallel bars with ten cows, ridden by two lance-wielding teams, chasing a pig into a deep hole. It's that simple.
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Open your heart to me; again, not just in a spiritual sense. Actually open your heart to me. I've got a bone saw which should make short work of the sternum. I've not got any scalpels on me as such, but I have got a torn up Coke can (that should be sufficient)
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