BREAKING: Trump may have accidentally chosen the wrong Dana White for his White House Press Secretary offer. There is a woman named "Dana White" who is the former Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs, more commonly known as the Pentagon's chief spokesperson, from April 2017 to the end of 2018. She briefed the press from the Pentagon podium, and served as the principal media adviser and communications lead for the Secretary of Defense. She also was a Fox News publicist and worked at the conservative Heritage Foundation. She even started her career as a press secretary for the House Republican Conference. Someone at the White House likely recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC CEO Dana White, then went ahead and announced it on Truth Social thinking it's his UFC friend, and nobody around him was willing to correct him. Furthermore, Trump is actively searching for a new press secretary after Karoline Leavitt left and Katie Zacharia lasted five days, so names are being pitched to him right now. Per CNN, UFC's Dana White has declined the offer, and one aide now claims Trump was "joking."

Who did this shit lmao

This was the exact moment Trump and the Republicans lost the midterms.

Tonight was about revenge voting. No one likes you either.

NEW: Highlight reel of all the stunts performed at the Tesla Roadster event. INSANE 🔥🔥🔥

The Israeli made it to the cockpit in near zero gravity conditions, fought the pilot armed with a knife, and then grabbed the handle and regained control under critical structural survivability conditions as a “plumber”with no real flight experience in 35 seconds 😂

FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW — THE LOST TAPES Two guests. One stage. And one audience member who probably should’ve stayed seated.

Bessent buying back $6B of the $40 trillion U.S. debt visualized

Big bird is missing from the OP. This is what happened to him. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

China's next-gen 400 km/h CR450 high-speed trains have finished the mandatory 600,000 km pre-service trial, equal to 15 trips around Earth's equator. Under Chinese rules, all-new HSR trains must pass this test and every performance criterion before carrying passengers.

"Robots building robots" is now real! UBTECH's smart factory is running in Liuzhou, China. One industrial humanoid robot every 10 minutes. 10,000+ units planned per year.

I have an announcement. Effective immediately, I have been appointed by Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent as the 1st head of marketing in US Treasury history. As my first act, we are launching a new campaign immediately. See below. Interested in your feedback.

Greatest ad for going nuclear.

I live in a communist country, and that sound is my Meituan takeout orders arriving 5 minutes early.

We once again gained unauthorized access to DARPA’s time travel program. This time, we went forward to September 10th. We can confirm the one-year anniversary will be tasteful, restrained, and focused entirely on remembrance. Here’s the footage we brought back:

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🇨🇳 You probably don't realize how common drones have become in China. Delivering packages, spraying crops, inspecting bridges. All before lunch. 40M+ made in a year. This isn't the future. This is Tuesday. What would you like to see next? 🚁🌉

this thing used to only exist in scifi movies

Salvation is on the way.