Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP@NoWayWoke

Just fed-up with all the hypocrisy, double standards, virtue signalling and wokery. A traditional conservative who is now, apparently, “Far Right” 🤷‍♂️

 Devon, UK
Joined September 2019
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Going to make REALLY early call and predict next election will result in a hung parliament Labour vote will collapse (obv) Left will pivot to greens Tories will regain ground (short memories) Reform support falls away as policies fail to stand up to scrutiny Leaving pinned 🙂
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And there’s the problem with unmanned cabs Someone else has had their stinky feet on the seats before you get in
Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal
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🇺🇸 Coffee in one hand, phone in the other, feet up, and the Tesla Cybercab does the driving. Elon is really trying to turn rush-hour traffic into ME TIME. Honestly, I could get used to this 😂 Writer: Sol
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Oct 19
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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I know he’s autistic. But he’s clearly, also, retarded…..
Chris Packham
@ChrisGPackham
Oct 18
If I was Prime Minister , if I was Burnham , watching European cities ablaze . . . I’d instigate a ‘wealth tax’ at about 9.01am tomorrow morning . Just saying . Or should we just ‘eat cake’ ?
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Pakistani Piñata….
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“He’s not the Messiah……”
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You know it, but can’t place it. Clue: Edvard Munch Thank me later 🙂
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Tesla just launched (pun intended) actual flying cars. Meanwhile, in the EU, they have this 😂
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Just rewatching 8/10 Cats…. Sean Lock was SO funny. Top 5, easily
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Politics for kids 🙄 Healey even says “are we nearly there yet?” FFS, I despair
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
Oct 15
🚨 WATCH: Ed Miliband and John Healey try Thai snacks while riding a Tuk Tuk around Bangkok
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Why did Pugh get his name called twice? Always thought there were 2 of them and they were twins (Remember it like yesterday btw 😂)
Michael Warburton
@For_Film_Fans
Oct 14
TRUMPTON (1967)
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Going down is what got him in trouble
#Marcher@MarcherReborn
Oct 15
Russell Brand - horrendous allegations in court. He's going down for a long, long time
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Want any more proof of The Great Replacement?…….
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Fuckin classic 😂…..
welshman
@welshmaan
Oct 14
🤣 The man arrested for wearing a burka to a protest has shown up to court.. in a burka
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He’ll be fine. God will save him apple.news/Agg6HWXt-Qtqk29pO…

Russell Brand was ‘ruthless and calculated’, prosecutors tell jury as rape and sexual assault trial...

Russell Brand back in Southwark crown court today where his rape and sexual assault trial begins

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…….and we have 2 million “unemployed”. Mental………
GB Politics
@GBPolitcs
Oct 14
🚨NEW: Four in five new jobs created in Britain since 2014 were taken by migrants [@Telegraph]
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Annual visit to the vets for vaccination boosters. 2 dogs. 15 min total with cursory “health check” £168. ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT fuckin quid (Delivered without any sense of shame or embarrassment)
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The Figen
@TheFigen_
Oct 12
A fascinating visualization of Vivaldi’s “Winter” that makes the music feel more intense. Almost like seeing the sound itself. credit Gilmar Araújo - Conde X
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Gotta admit…..it’s catchy! 😂😂 (Sound up)……..love it 😁
acoustic julien
@arugulapiquante
Oct 9
Canada would have no culture without Quebec
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Dr Brian of London 🇮🇱
@brianoflondon
Oct 12
Notice the Koran is in a box which means only the Muslim has to touch it and it isn't handed to her by a filthy kaffir touching it. Previously the kaffirs have been forced to wear gloves but this box trick is new.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
Oct 12
🚨 WATCH: Sagal Abdi-Wali is sworn in as the Labour MP for Holborn and St Pancras
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If you want to preventate crime, call Falconbridge security @afalconbridge - where bigger words are scarier 😂
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