Entering my satire arc

my grocery store didn’t get the update bro, we calling it the bam beef now
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Get excited, the 1st STAGE is just around the corner!
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Does this whole thing give anyone else Afro samurai vibes😭
#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE 😳
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What’s up?… oppression is up. Struggle is up. Brotha.
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Nico Harrison after getting Cooper Flagg
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JUST IN: President Trump, when asked if he still believes Zelensky is a dictator, answers 'did I say that?'
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Can one of you retards explain to me how a “ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT” is gonna get approved for a loan to buy a house? No ssn, credit report, or bank statements????? Anyone who believes this should be sentenced to a finance class.
Does anybody want to tell me what “first generation” is code for? Lol. Pay attention to the cryptic words being used to show us what agenda is their agenda. Yet you literally have black folks acting like the democrats will prioritize you when you have the lowest homeownership rate in the country at 44%. Like stop!
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If a egirl influenced you to join the military is wasn’t a psyop, Your just a loser.
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I was a Certified Lover Boy, but Honestly Nevermind. It's Her Loss. Now this one is For All The Dogs.
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The older I get the more I realize why certain attributes are a blessing and a curse
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Cashapp fucced up. The plug don’t believe me now he finna kill me
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Never seen @anonbirdd (Turkos Thomas ) and Augie Farks in the same room. That is all.
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Refreshing that newsfeed #TrumpMugshot
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The black phone was mid and don’t need a second movie
what opinion will have you like this?
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ppl don’t even have $100K… saying $100K isn’t enough. I hate u niggas
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I'm going to cry 🥺🥺🥺
REPORT: Pau Gasol says the Lakers will retire his No. 16 jersey in a ceremony that could take place as soon as next season. (via @Eurohoopsnet)
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Mfs will listen to NBA Youngboy but won’t man up N B A father to their youngboy 😭💀💀🤣🥶
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W 2022
!!!! Mike Judge and Greg Daniels in early development on a "King of the Hill" revival. hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
The grip Pooh sheisty has on niggas is wild
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