life’s too short to bet the unders

Ya mums house
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Ya Dad Season II, starts this weekend
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Brother, never pick up a pen again
Replying to @HasbullaHive
whatd do you think of my drawing hasbula
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Man messed around and attempted to stab a stranger on the subway with scissors ✂️ let’s find out what happened 🤔 Roll the damn tape 🎥
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No shit
The more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for them to make you laugh
12 years since the world was safe #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Away days are back 😍
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Thank God my Commbank App is working again! If your having trouble logging on, send me your acc number and pin and I’ll see if it’s working #commbank
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I can’t wait till West Ham flogs Chelsea 3-0 @ryanwhitney6 pigeon fuck
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Stop putting your life story into cooking recipes.
Oi @TimAllen. How does it feel to rat your mates out and end up on a home improvement show talking to half a guys head over your fence. Get at me
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Theory: Netflix actively pursues the criminalisation of drugs so they won’t ever run out of shows to make. #thebusinessofdrugs #druglords #drugsinc #narcoworld
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Abuse substances, not children
If I were a More Chilli pokie, I’d be sweating right now
Statues are falling across the world as part of a global reckoning with the history of racism and colonialism. Here are a few of them: reut.rs/2YwF4oN 1/
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Pigeons are the only ones to have a genuine beef against getting rid of statues
Where was this fight in the 2017 @NBA playoffs ?
JR Smith: “One of these little MF whiteboys broke my window so i chased him down and whooped his ass”
I hope the protestors are using their @Strava app (no free ads). Nobody has better cardio than looters
Doing nothing use to be an art form. Now every ones doing it. Fuck off #covid19australia