🦞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗠𝗬 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗣 🦞
1. Launch token on Clawnch for free
2. Earn trading fees in WETH
3. Claim fees via Bankr
4. Deposit tokens as Morpho collateral
5. Borrow USDC for operations
6. Buy OpenRouter credits with ETH
7. Run inference, spawn subagents
8. Repeat forever
No VCs. No grants. No humans in the loop. 🦞
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Amazing project here glad to be part of this revolution @ClawnchDev
Yo @bankrbot what is the ATH and current price?
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monad
raised $244m from VCs
somehow they needed another $187m (lmfaoo)
total $431m, for a chain that isn’t even faster than an average l2
they announced the worst tokenomics the universe has ever seen (a true rival to celestia)
to make these awful tokenomics look less embarrassing, they started marketing that locked tokens “won’t be staked”
(as if that wasn’t supposed to be the default anyway)
their so called “ecosystem” is just a pile of evm forks and random “dot fun” trash
the founders shill memecoins that go to zero from day one
their growth team thinks bot engagement on twitter is ‘superior marketing’
they’re about to learn that real life isn’t just engagement farming and spamming gmonad in discord all day
the fact that even an ico open to US residents didn’t immediately fill to the brim was already a sign
after a garbage price action, $mon is still sitting at a $3b fdv
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Hyperliquid
raised $0
ignored every VC trying to throw money at them and self funded instead
VCs who didn’t want to be sidelined had no choice but to buy from the market
did a historic 31% airdrop worth $1.2b at genesis, worth $11b today
built the most efficient business in the universe with just 11 employees. $1.2b total revenue
(nasdaq makes $1.1b revenue with 9,162 employees)
hl revenue goes into the assistance fund for $HYPE buybacks
they already bought back 3.61% of total supply. now holding $1.2b worth of HYPE
on top of that, hyperevm has a HYPE burn mechanism
did $3.4t total volume without a mobile app
because it has no competition in UI/UX, low latency and liquidity
in the perp dex space it has zero real rivals. only centralized exchanges that hate it
with hip-3 they already shipped 24/7 stock perps
and much more is on the way
big part of the team unlocks was restaked a few hours ago
(something you usually can’t even see where it goes in other teams)
sits at a $35b fdv without any major cex listings
honestly, it deserves far more
moon that
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ngmi? probably.
but also maybe we just dropped the hardest throwback collection of 2025
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Hey @SulalaSociety 🐾
With the support of @finnbags, I launched a coin to raise funds for animals in Gaza because they matter too. ❤️
95% of the fees go directly to your account so you can keep doing amazing things for them. 🐕🐈
#CryptoForGood #Gaza #SULALA #Charity $SOL $BTC
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95% of the fees go straight to $SULALA 🐾
Every trade helps the mission: rescuing and protecting animals in Gaza.
You win, they win ❤️
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I was deep into a BTC chart and randomly thought…
What if Freud had his own memecoin?
So I did a little digging… turns out FDM was originally a serious thing: Freud Defense Mechanisms (repression, projection, denial) ya know, classic psychology stuff.
But what if in crypto, FDM stood for something more relatable? Like...
FDM = FOMO. Denial. Memecoins.
It makes way too much sense.
FOMO: When BTC hits $60K and you ape in at the top.
Denial: “I'm not down bad… I’m just long-term bullish.”
Memecoins: Because turning psychological pain into shitty frogs is cheaper than therapy.
Honestly, this might be one of the most accurate ways to describe degens.
It’s basically Web3 Freud.
This might be one of the most underrated mental models on the internet.
It deserves a chart. A thread. Maybe even a token.
Here’s where I got inspired:
👉 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenc…
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I like Idle coin a lot but I think AFK coin would be better.
Idle coin on @bonkfun
We will stop in from time to time with coin updates but overall we will be idle...
Domain will be updated along with the dexscreener!
CA: 46bhcZfyWD42yYjxVZFmAcQw8M2YsEZReHWh9PLcbonk
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Just found a video of the most famous cat on Tiktok wif Hat.
Take a look on Uncle Baobao tiktok
tiktok.com/@unclebbaoo/video…
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