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Israeli prime minister and custodian of the Epstein files, Benjamin Netanyahu, has addressed the 81st UN General Assembly. He flew to the US for the event, despite the ICC arrest warrant. Several European countries were so keen to uphold international law that they let him fly through their airspace. Even better, the New York Mayor changed his mind about arresting him. Instead, the NYPD arrested the people who protested against him. You’d think this all meant the world was warming to Israel again, but you’d be wrong. In a shocking display of antisemitism, most world leaders walked out during Netanyahu’s speech, just because he’s committing genocide. Thankfully, Netanyahu wasn’t phased by his latest public humiliation. He held up a pager and asked the empty hall, “Remember the beepers? Remember these things? Remember them?” He added that Hezbollah “certainly remembers them.” He was talking about “Operation Grim Beeper” in 2024 when Mossad made thousands of pagers and walkie talkies explode in Lebanese hospitals. Don’t feel bad if you laughed like the Twitter CEO did. That sort of thing only counts as terrorism when Muslims do it. Netanyahu had a smirk on his face throughout his speech, like he found the attack hilarious. It was the way it blew out the eyeballs of little kids and ripped the hands off nurses. I mean who wouldn’t brag about this stuff? A former Mossad agent explained that Israel’s placed booby traps in every sort of device all across the West. This means Netanyahu’s speech was not just a heart-warming joke—it was an outright threat. A reminder to anyone with a conscience that he can rip their nuts off at the push of a button. Think of it like a carrot and stick approach. If our politicians behave, they get generous donations from the Israel lobby. And it they don’t, them (or maybe their kids) might get Beep, Beep, Boom! This is how Israel first works. It’s fair to say Netanyahu wasn’t taking any crap at the assembly. He called Britain and France “hypocrites” for criticising his actions, given their colonial past. If we once brutally invaded countries and stole their land, it’s only right that Israel gets to do the same. We can’t have double standards here. Not unless they favour Israel. Netanyahu was so bold that he risked his fragile coalition by calling the Gaza genocide “the biggest lie of the century”. It seemed he was calling his officials—who keep admitting to their genocidal intentions—liars. Smotrich and Ben Gvir are gonna be so pissed off. Most countries are ashamed of their wars and keep them a secret (like the UK when it gets involved in Yemen), but Israel’s not ashamed. It’s proud of its blood rage. Netanyahu might not like the G word, but he still bragged about fighting seven countries at once. Israel’s always bombing seven countries at once. It literally never stops! Obviously, Israel’s not the problem though. Those other countries are. That’s why Americans with no healthcare gladly pay for the bombs. Everyone should be willing to be poor for Israel. Netanyahu’s so proud of wrecking the world economy that he said attacking Iran was one of the easiest decisions he’s ever had to make. Personally I found this confusing. Not long ago he insisted it was Trump’s decision and America’s war. Now it looks like he’s admitting to the whole Epstein blackmail thing. It’s hard to keep up! All I can say is thank god Americans elected a paedophile, otherwise we might not have global economic collapse in time for Christmas.
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Israeli prime minister and custodian of the Epstein files, Benjamin Netanyahu, has addressed the 81st UN General Assembly. He flew to the US for the event, despite the ICC arrest warrant. Several European countries were so keen to uphold international law that they let him fly through their airspace. Even better, the New York Mayor changed his mind about arresting him. Instead, the NYPD arrested the people who protested against him. You’d think this all meant the world was warming to Israel again, but you’d be wrong. In a shocking display of antisemitism, most world leaders walked out during Netanyahu’s speech, just because he’s committing genocide. Thankfully, Netanyahu wasn’t phased by his latest public humiliation. He held up a pager and asked the empty hall, “Remember the beepers? Remember these things? Remember them?” He added that Hezbollah “certainly remembers them.” He was talking about “Operation Grim Beeper” in 2024 when Mossad made thousands of pagers and walkie talkies explode in Lebanese hospitals. Don’t feel bad if you laughed like the Twitter CEO did. That sort of thing only counts as terrorism when Muslims do it. Netanyahu had a smirk on his face throughout his speech, like he found the attack hilarious. It was the way it blew out the eyeballs of little kids and ripped the hands off nurses. I mean who wouldn’t brag about this stuff? A former Mossad agent explained that Israel’s placed booby traps in every sort of device all across the West. This means Netanyahu’s speech was not just a heart-warming joke—it was an outright threat. A reminder to anyone with a conscience that he can rip their nuts off at the push of a button. Think of it like a carrot and stick approach. If our politicians behave, they get generous donations from the Israel lobby. And it they don’t, them (or maybe their kids) might get Beep, Beep, Boom! This is how Israel first works. It’s fair to say Netanyahu wasn’t taking any crap at the assembly. He called Britain and France “hypocrites” for criticising his actions, given their colonial past. If we once brutally invaded countries and stole their land, it’s only right that Israel gets to do the same. We can’t have double standards here. Not unless they favour Israel. Netanyahu was so bold that he risked his fragile coalition by calling the Gaza genocide “the biggest lie of the century”. It seemed he was calling his officials—who keep admitting to their genocidal intentions—liars. Smotrich and Ben Gvir are gonna be so pissed off. Most countries are ashamed of their wars and keep them a secret (like the UK when it gets involved in Yemen), but Israel’s not ashamed. It’s proud of its blood rage. Netanyahu might not like the G word, but he still bragged about fighting seven countries at once. Israel’s always bombing seven countries at once. It literally never stops! Obviously, Israel’s not the problem though. Those other countries are. That’s why Americans with no healthcare gladly pay for the bombs. Everyone should be willing to be poor for Israel. Netanyahu’s so proud of wrecking the world economy that he said attacking Iran was one of the easiest decisions he’s ever had to make. Personally I found this confusing. Not long ago he insisted it was Trump’s decision and America’s war. Now it looks like he’s admitting to the whole Epstein blackmail thing. It’s hard to keep up! All I can say is thank god Americans elected a paedophile, otherwise we might not have global economic collapse in time for Christmas.
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Polanski has gone further than every mainstream progressive leader in West: Corbyn, Mamdani, Melenchon Soon enough, they will follow. But he will be remembered for standing up first
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Israeli prime minister and custodian of the Epstein files, Benjamin Netanyahu, has addressed the 81st UN General Assembly. He flew to the US for the event, despite the ICC arrest warrant. Several European countries were so keen to uphold international law that they let him fly through their airspace. Even better, the New York Mayor changed his mind about arresting him. Instead, the NYPD arrested the people who protested against him. You’d think this all meant the world was warming to Israel again, but you’d be wrong. In a shocking display of antisemitism, most world leaders walked out during Netanyahu’s speech, just because he’s committing genocide. Thankfully, Netanyahu wasn’t phased by his latest public humiliation. He held up a pager and asked the empty hall, “Remember the beepers? Remember these things? Remember them?” He added that Hezbollah “certainly remembers them.” He was talking about “Operation Grim Beeper” in 2024 when Mossad made thousands of pagers and walkie talkies explode in Lebanese hospitals. Don’t feel bad if you laughed like the Twitter CEO did. That sort of thing only counts as terrorism when Muslims do it. Netanyahu had a smirk on his face throughout his speech, like he found the attack hilarious. It was the way it blew out the eyeballs of little kids and ripped the hands off nurses. I mean who wouldn’t brag about this stuff? A former Mossad agent explained that Israel’s placed booby traps in every sort of device all across the West. This means Netanyahu’s speech was not just a heart-warming joke—it was an outright threat. A reminder to anyone with a conscience that he can rip their nuts off at the push of a button. Think of it like a carrot and stick approach. If our politicians behave, they get generous donations from the Israel lobby. And it they don’t, them (or maybe their kids) might get Beep, Beep, Boom! This is how Israel first works. It’s fair to say Netanyahu wasn’t taking any crap at the assembly. He called Britain and France “hypocrites” for criticising his actions, given their colonial past. If we once brutally invaded countries and stole their land, it’s only right that Israel gets to do the same. We can’t have double standards here. Not unless they favour Israel. Netanyahu was so bold that he risked his fragile coalition by calling the Gaza genocide “the biggest lie of the century”. It seemed he was calling his officials—who keep admitting to their genocidal intentions—liars. Smotrich and Ben Gvir are gonna be so pissed off. Most countries are ashamed of their wars and keep them a secret (like the UK when it gets involved in Yemen), but Israel’s not ashamed. It’s proud of its blood rage. Netanyahu might not like the G word, but he still bragged about fighting seven countries at once. Israel’s always bombing seven countries at once. It literally never stops! Obviously, Israel’s not the problem though. Those other countries are. That’s why Americans with no healthcare gladly pay for the bombs. Everyone should be willing to be poor for Israel. Netanyahu’s so proud of wrecking the world economy that he said attacking Iran was one of the easiest decisions he’s ever had to make. Personally I found this confusing. Not long ago he insisted it was Trump’s decision and America’s war. Now it looks like he’s admitting to the whole Epstein blackmail thing. It’s hard to keep up! All I can say is thank god Americans elected a paedophile, otherwise we might not have global economic collapse in time for Christmas.
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Benjamin Netanyahu mentions Hasan Piker when attacking Zohran Mamdani "It's no wonder you praise criminals convicted of supporting Hamas, you count as friends people like Hasan Piker"
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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up. Why doesn't replacing cashiers with Self Checkouts make prices go down?
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A cartoonishly evil country.
The israelis have been criminally forbidding the entry of over 900 children’s wheelchairs sent by Australian charities | via @HatsOffff
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Britain armed Saudi Arabia as it bombed Yemen. Andy Burnham now sends an RAF Voyager to refuel Saudi jets. In Yemen, 22m need aid and 18.3m face acute hunger. Labour protects oil routes and arms profits, not Yemeni lives
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“I’m just not into politics” I can assure you, the children of Gaza are not “into politics” either...…
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🇻🇪🇺🇸🇬🇧 After the 7.2 magnitude earthquake, Venezuela requested its 31 tons of gold in the UK, but Britain refused The Bank of England is preparing now to send the gold to the US instead
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Remember the iron rule of reporting on the Middle East: Nothing justified Oct 7th. Oct 7th justified everything.
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The Israeli government owns an arms factory in Newcastle called Pearson Engineering. When asked whether the company will be sanctioned, the UK government said it wants to "protect legitimate trade between the UK and Israel". #DCUKParliament
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All these people acting like Ed Sheeran's a victim are missing an important point. He was happy to let Macklemore do his thing until Zionists threatened him. He was making money from NOT being neutral & when his money was threatened, he threw his friend of 13 yrs under a bus.
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I can’t believe I have to explain this but for the dumbasses who think it’s funny to mock my surname you do realize it’s pronounced /ˈræpɪstaɪn/ RAP-ih-stine right? Please tell me you morons realize that
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Israeli Colonel is “not sorry” for ordering airstrikes that targeted 3 British aid workers. This story should be a top headline on MSM outlets
Israeli colonel Nochi Mendel ordered a lethal airstrike on three British aid workers in Gaza and said he was "not sorry". IDF and British military commanders could now be asked to give evidence to an inquest about the massacre👇 declassifieduk.org/israel-ki…
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This soft slap was taken more seriously than Israel killing thousands of Palestinians kids. Let that sink in...
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars 2 years ago today
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