Parody: Retarded Wizard might be schizophrenic but that’s your problem to deal with

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I just want all the ladies to know we can have pumpkin spice all year round when all the “immigrants” are gone. Please spread the words.
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Thank you to all the Camden residents who came out of their houses today to tell Restore their canvassers aren't welcome.
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RT @KazzaG45: @AntiRacismDay You've physically & verbally attacked members of a political party, volunteers & stole & ruined property that…
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They all have to go back, Mister Frodo.
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Replying to @JDVance
Then why haven't you travel banned India? Why are you still importing work visas from India? Oh yes...
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Aging crotchbag is mad jealous that her time is up. Hides behind feminism.
Sharon Stone urges Sydney Sweeney to ‘take responsibility’ for betting ad controversy trib.al/YSmlmWV
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Why did christians give israel everything it ever wanted and then act like they never did that?
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Replying to @harukaawake
4 year old boasting. "You got candy? Yeah, well I OWN the candy store!"
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Note going to happen, @joekent16jan19 This is total war. Trump is not in charge. That stooge is a nothing. Just a stupid playboy shyster. Trump is a condom stuck to the back window. This war is massive, growing, and almost certainly will be the most deadly in human history. The lethal injections are weapons in this war. Weather. Hydraulic warfare with dams and so forth, already are at play. Egypt likely will be devastate, Iraq, Europe, parts of Asia, USA. War between “Argentina” and United Kingdom, between “Argentina” and Brazil. Myanmar, Thailand, Singapore, more. Denmark, North Sea, Germany, Netherlands, more. In fact, all of this is part of a far greater Process War.
President Trump is demonstrating that he clearly knows the path to end the Military Conflict with Iran. Here he lays out the winning formula: end the conflict and oil prices will quickly drop. All that’s left for him to him to do is execute—he should do it now, before the midterms. To do so effectively, he must pull our troops & ships out of the region so Iran can’t disrupt his strategy with escalatory strikes that restart the war. The President can emphasize his wins: he ensured Iran won’t get a nuclear weapon via Operation Midnight Hammer & he ended our outdated military basing requirements via the major withdrawals from the region, which is great for American taxpayers, & now we have the bandwidth to refocus on domestic issues, especially our border and the “Donroe Doctrine.” Once our troops and assets are our of harm’s way and Iran doesn’t have the option to strike, negotiate using the carrots of unfreezing assets & sanctions relief to get the oil flowing again. Call Iran a win now, pull our troops out, and don’t let Iran suck you back in.
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Replying to @HarrisonHSmith
@grok what’s project pinto? Who said 9/11 was good for Israel?
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Project Pinto was a 1979-1983 Israeli operation (via LAKAM) to illegally smuggle about 800 US krytrons—devices usable as nuclear weapon triggers—from California firm MILCO to Israel’s Defense Ministry. Hollywood producer Arnon Milchan’s Heli Trading arranged it; FBI files show a young Benjamin Netanyahu, then working at Heli, handled logistics and met the US supplier. Benjamin Netanyahu. On 9/11 itself he told the New York Times the attacks were “very good” for Israel because they would “generate immediate sympathy.” In 2008 he said Israel was “benefiting from” the attacks as they “swung American public opinion in our favor.”
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Americans should pay attention to the ideology of a Russian philosopher Alexander Dugin and his intellectual interest in India - not because Indian immigrants are inherently a security threat, but because foreign political ideologies can travel with people, networks, money, media and institutions. IYKYK Dugin’s “multipolarity” theory explicitly describes Russia, India, and China as distinct civilizational poles and argues that India should reclaim its Vedic/Hindu civilizational identity while rejecting the West as a universal model. He has also praised Modi’s effort to restore India’s Vedic roots. That creates a legitimate question for Americans as Indian migration to the United States continues: What happens when an individual comes to America not merely to work, study or build a life, but while retaining a political worldview that regards the United States and Western liberalism as a declining civilization and sees Russia, India and other non-Western powers as alternative civilizational poles? If individuals with access to sensitive technology, government institutions, universities, political organizations, media networks or strategic industries actively advance the interests of a foreign state or knowingly participate in influence operations - that can become a national-security issue regardless of whether they came from India, Russia, China or anywhere else. The U.S. intelligence community explicitly warns that Russia uses foreign influence operations, intermediaries, social-media networks and unwitting Americans to spread narratives designed to divide Americans and undermine democratic processes.
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Replying to @IanCarrollShow
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“We have no other choice” They will stop at nothing. Do anything. Kill anyone. RIP Charlie Kirk
We are going to win. We have no other choice.
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Six million?
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You think gas prices are bad? Imagine just having spent 4 years getting your degree and having decades worth of crippling student loans. Then just before you graduate you see your career path being taken over forever by AI that didn’t exist 4 years ago. That’s suicide shit.
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Replying to @BulwarkOnline
Mark Hertling isn't fit to pick up my uber eats
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According to failed General Mark Hertling, "it's not clear why" the Pentagon has decided to test senior officers. I could end this post there and have the internet tell it how it is. But I'm not. I actually read this rag of an article. My response to Hertling (who blocks me but he will see this) is that let's talk about YOU. Since you've dedicated oh so much time making it political about Hegseth and Scheller. Mark Hertling has: >publicly announced “I consider myself woke,” opposed rolling back DEI and transgender accession policy, and called Hegseth’s DEI critique “insulting” to the force >lectures that the military must stay apolitical while writing a steady stream of partisan attacks on the sitting Secretary and defending Mark Kelly’s political video as professional duty >tripled down on every failed policy of GWOT like mOnEy aS A wEaPoN sYsTeM >removed the bayonet from Army basic training as DCG for Initial Military Training, then acted shocked that old infantrymen objected >cut .50 cal familiarization and convoy live fire from BCT in the same “we teach too much stuff” overhaul >commanded MND North in 2007–08, sold a “historic turnaround,” and watched that same ground become the spine of the ISIS caliphate six years later >wrote in April 2021 that Biden “made the right call” on Afghanistan, then spent 2026 treating Stu Scheller as too stained to design a promotion screen >built his late career brand on Soldier Athlete and PT reform, then framed “fat generals” talk as crude culture war the moment someone else said it TLDR on his article but know this: he firmly states nothing is wrong with the old system. He said that. He literally said those words. Totally cool. Zero to refine in the promotion process. You know what problem we are trying to solve, General? You. You are the problem we are trying to solve. Because you can't fight yourself out of a wet paper bag yet somehow think you're the greatest gift to the military since Napoleon. If Napoleon thought men could get pregnant. Keep hammering away on your partisan rag. If anything, you've given America that much more of a glimpse into why testing future generals and admirals is necessary. So they don't become.... you. *picture posted for no useful reason whatsoever than illustrating this man is a joke*
"Before rushing to use this new assessment, the Pentagon should determine whether performance on the evaluation correlates with demonstrated performance in the real world....I can think of an intriguing way to conduct that proof of principle." lnk.thebulwark.com/3VPscuV
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"To those who say derogatory things about colonialism, I would say colonialism is a wonderful thing. It spread civilization to Africa. Before it they had no written language, no wheel as we know it, no schools, no hospitals, not even normal clothing." -Rhodesian PM Ian Smith
Our latest Real History episode investigates British colonialism in Africa. We’re supposed to see colonialism as a grave evil. It turns out that it was the best thing to ever happen to Africa. Watch the full episode on DW on September 30.
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When you spend all day calling the founders racists, fascists, and socialist it’s only a matter of time before you have to assert that pagan foreigners are the real Anglo-Protestants
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