Technology Guy & Unintentional Smartass, DevRel @Applitools. Long-time enterprise and game dev, working on whatever I feel like and making sure it...works.
Boston, MA
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RT @nichochar: if you were a software engineer and you don’t feel grief about giving up coding you simply weren’t a good one.
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Next time I go to the doctor I'm certain I'll be told my blood pressure is too high.
When asked why, I will just say the phrase "You're right, and it's the cleanest option of all."
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Two Andys. One bold claim: QA is ready to run the show.
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No, Ms. Flight Attendant, I will be waiting to fasten my seat belt until you say the boarding is complete. Are you TRYING to jinx my open seat??
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Me & @ThatNgonGuy to newbs: "Don't worry about optimizing too early, you can do that later on in the process."
Me & @ThatNgonGuy to each other: "Bro what do you mean it isn't instanced? And it has HOW many faces??? What are we even DOING?! This isn't ready for alpha, damn it."
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Seeing my Surface Duo on the shelf as I read about the iPhone Duo is a particularly good reminder that Apple doesn't seem to like innovating.
Oh well, hopefully it has a better shot at life than my poor Duo.
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Hey @discord, I'm curious what YOU think "Generate New Link" implies as a button action?
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It seems I have taught my friends too much. Now when apps do weird things (like clearly show them somebody else's shipment tracking information temporarily) they feel it is justified to encourage the company to stop vibe coding.
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Not that anyone would make this mistake, but make sure you remember to switch to your release build if you're doing benchmarking in your game engine.
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