I am not JPod279 because that guy was banned. So I’m not him with a new account. 😉
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#Scrubs is once again the best show on TV. One minute you are laughing and the next minute they make you tear up.
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1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
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Pink Floyd - Time (2023 Remaster) youtu.be/yl-Ms_ek-kE?si=Zz5O… via @YouTube
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Eagles - Lyin' Eyes (Official Audio) youtu.be/1t2upIbBJw4?si=Kdte… via @YouTube
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Snow Patrol - Run (Official Video) youtu.be/AOBs8dU4Pb8?si=wW-y… via @YouTube
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Shinedown - Three Six Five (Official Animated Music Video) youtu.be/WMm6G1S9sIs?si=dVfa… via @YouTube
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Actually, for food, I want the old sushi chef. Now, long ago I had the idea of a topless hair salon for guys. I figured that might be a hit.
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Well who amongst us doesn’t have a little horse and eel porn on our phones?
Social media influencer Andrew Tate was accused of possessing what British prosecutors described as seriously disturbing material on his electronic devices, including extreme pornography involving a horse and an eel. okcfox.com/news/nation-world…
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Used to think I was Wolverine. I just can’t seem to die. 4 times I’ve come back from death. However, once I saw Deadpool, I knew with my mouth and sense of humor that was more my path.
deadpool .... heaven scene youtu.be/sRtW_wuLrsY?si=wgdU… via @YouTube
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I swear. The men in my family are cursed. Most died young. I had a chance to break that streak. I think the tornado is going to help continue that streak though. Too many lingering injuries. Not sure I can overcome them. 😡
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Not JPod279 retweeted
D1 stadiums named after U.S. presidents:
• Franklin Field (Penn): Our 1st & greatest president who literally invented freedom & electricity
• Gerald J. Ford Stadium (SMU): Our greatest living president who invented the car & played college 🏈
***Notarized by @3YearLetterman
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I try to be a good boss. Every morning I do some of the work of my subordinates to help them out (and because ultimately I am responsible for the state and the overall results) but it seems the more I do the lazier they get. Im about to tell them sink or swim. Frustrating.
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Was supposed to be a lake weekend. Stayed him to do some things. Had a list. Guess how many things got done? One. One fucking thing. Now, I admit I just decided to say fuck it and lay around but o almost feel ashamed. Almost.
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