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Larry David retweeted
wagyu meatballs itself is an IQ test product
In today's edition of "Why Is That In There?": "Aldi Specially Selected British Waygu Meatballs", with added bamboo fibre. Strangely, the el cheapo ordinary meatballs are bamboo fibre free. You have to pay extra for the inedible plant waste. What a time to be alive!
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"Decent Slayer"
decent slayer fans be like who gonna outanimate this guy hi-fiveing air👀
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Larry David retweeted
He’s taken so much testosterone that it’s caused an estrogen deficiency.
What is wrong with Musk’s body? These images captured from the video of his recent visit to the spaceport site in Louisiana.
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i love when you can tell when voice actors just start cuttin up in the booth and having a BALL like 😭😭
also finding out Chris Rock lost donkey to Eddie Murphy at the last minute makes a lot of sense Eddie Murphy’s voice acting is just another level of funny bc he always adds sumn to it instead of just reading the script
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Larry David retweeted
Budgeting a 15 dollar game while your husband spends money for Twitter subscription is rough
So my wife REALLY wants to play this game. It's gotten to the point she has to look away from the posts of other people's creations. We're holding out until next month because we're budgeting some home repairs. Still, I'm really proud of her for holding out.
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Larry David retweeted
palantir founder and jeffrey epstein associate peter thiel tells us how being evil is actually a good thing
Palantir founder Peter Thiel: "If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."
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Larry David retweeted
Please go through this account dude
built for bbc oml
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Larry David retweeted
My job done worked me until my pussy stunk today phew lawddd
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Larry David retweeted
Good morning
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Larry David retweeted
We’re in Tua talks, I don’t even know what to say anymore
Drake Maye and Tua Tagovailoa through the first 33 games of their careers: Maye                  Tua 7255          YDS           7326 47               TDs                48 24               INTs              20 18-15      RECORD   23-10
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Larry David retweeted
Ben Johnson is a demon lmao
False Pulling the Guards to Sneak your 38yr old QB 😂😂😂
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Larry David retweeted
This isn’t even just bad. It’s absolutely horrendous
The five worst blocks of week 3:
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RT @bombissue: When I learned this I almost cried.
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Yuji tryna pull up on base Dark Magician
Just realized Yuji is for the first time ever the strongest on a Jump festa visual
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Larry David retweeted
Best thing about the shit Mappa comes up with is Gege will see it and be like “ah thats so cool i didnt think of that lets canonise it”
This fight just does something to me man JJK so special
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"It's not a gun problem, it's a mental health problem. Anyways we're getting rid of mental health, GOOD LUCK!"
🚨 Trump canceled $1 billion for school mental-health staff meant to prevent school shootings.
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Larry David retweeted
Overwatch and Marvel Rivals is a mental warfare sometimes you have to solo ult someone to send a message.
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Larry David retweeted
Disgusting
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Larry David retweeted
nigga built like a lobster
Would you rather work for the six-pack abs or pay for it?
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RT @BxddieDD: the lil girl @ name is “makeyoniggaempthenleave” and they in the comments calling the mama weird. the fake woke shit killing…
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