4AM in Bayswater.

😭😭😭he’s finna get so tall I wanna see how their relationship progresses
I aspire for a giraffe to feel very secure with me
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Hakimi every night after committing every sin in Islam but he didn’t eat pork
cadet 🥷🏾🇭🇹
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“Marks are out”
BO4T.
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You’re not one of us 😭😭 o kgola shapo
New Top Speed
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Bele bele bele bele bele bele BELE BELE. Generational dance
that titty bop the best thing I ever seen
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2K is shutting down NBA2K25's online servers in January, which will make the game's single player completely unplayable
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UMG is trapped in a classic Catch-22 with Drake. Let him walk to a rival or go independent and lose billions in market share, or keep him and deal with the lawsuits from a megastar who just proved he can self-fund a global rollout and dominate without their budget.
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Package secured
Found someone near me selling Smackdown vs Raw 2007
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I have a colleague built like this yerr ke mathata
Is this appropriate to wear as a high school teacher???
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lol I think one of the funniest concepts is if you let a Woman get off her grievances about Men…based on what’s she saying you can gage what type of Men she entertains lmao
Men really do not have jobs. How do yall survive in this economy
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Cuffem & Akademiks issued an official apology to VIVET CEO Kai Cenat for constantly trolling him, saying they’re just streamers and this is what they do. 😭💀 Only to cook Kai for switching up on his assistant Bri, the Clover Boys Tylil, Dezz, Reggie & others because of his girlfriend Gigi. 👀
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They saw Perez pay €140m for a npc. Might be wraps
🚨🚨 LE BAYERN PRÊT À BLINDER MICHAEL OLISE AVEC UNE CLAUSE DÉMENTIELLE À 200M€ ! 🤯💰 Actuellement payé 14M€ par an, Olise est très loin des 25M€ d'un Harry Kane. Et avec le Real Madrid et Liverpool qui rôdent pour l'été prochain, les Bavarois veulent vite le prolonger avec un salaire XXL ! 👀 Sauf qu'il y a un énorme hic : l'entourage du joueur exigerait d'inclure une clause libératoire... Une pratique que le Bayern déteste en temps normal, mais le club pourrait céder en fixant un prix de départ stratosphérique de... 200 MILLIONS D'EUROS ! 💶💀 🗞️ @cfbayern
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“How you know my parlay hit??” 😂😂😂
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My grandsons ran into Rudy Gobert today. That’s Rudy in the middle.
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If you spend some time on Twitter, you would think Olise is Neymar and Ronaldinho and that Kane is R9 + Suarez + Benzema combined, but then you look at their trophy cabinet and it's worse than Oyarzabal
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His lowest rating is the biggest game..
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„Kane is in bad form“
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Genuinely one of the greatest pens ever
Drake has a song for every situation people go through
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Drake has a song for every situation people go through
Reggie hands out $100 bills after selling the Clover chain Kai Cenat gifted him.
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