PNW connoisseur/purveyor of wireless hole punchers. Go fast, Touch grass, Die last. GoldCorpPMC Fleet Surface Preservation Division. Half Goon, Half Goober.

Washington, USA
Be the one that wants to touch grass today.
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LFG Jimmy! You got this! 🤜🤛
Make yourself an asset. 🤙☠️
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Dunk is taking a pulling class.
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GM 🙏
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Alright homie, we’ll keep going. Miss you brother. 🙏
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Stacy, So many of us are so very sorry for your loss. Rood made the world and X a better place. He will be missed. 🙏
Replying to @NotWill42
Thank you guys for loving him and being his friend. He loved Twitter and everyone that hung out with him here so much.
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Hi everyone - Stacy here. Many people have asked for information if there is a way to donate to our family. I do not want ANYONE to think any amount of money helps this. The thought of money disgusts me at a time like this, but many are upset and don't know how to help. My sister did start a GoFundMe. It is here if you want to donate. gofundme.com/f/support-stacy…
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I’m genuinely upset right now, I’ll see ya’ll later.
To everyone who loved Rood as much as I do and always will: Wednesday, September 23, was the worst day of my life. Rood passed away in his sleep, seemingly peacefully, at the age of 44. I am heartbroken, as are his children. He was an amazing father and husband. @stacybelinski
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Found a video of @ClaudesBBQ at the office.
Eights 🐾🤍
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NotWill retweeted
Some will say it’s AI.
The Nog and White Claw Kings dropping bars. @jacktogon
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Giveaway time is here! I debated whether or not I should keep it sealed as a mystery, but, I couldn't help myself! 👌 On Tuesday, I'll draw a winner for: 2 bottles of the red stuff 3 sample bottles+stickers to share with your friends 1 protector capsule 7 stickers All locked up in a hard case! Ends 9/29/26 @ 5PM PDT, USA ENTRANTS ONLY. Rules: You should already know, same as all of the previous! If you don't know ask for help in the replies! GOOD LUCK!
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Cooking these with the 3-3-3 system. 😃
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Almost done!
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is peak irony.
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The hog is ratioing the blue haired geriatric psycho lady! Woohoo!🥳
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Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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Apparently everyone in addition to Gabby is fucking brain damaged.
Trump has been a disaster on crime—from making it easier for dangerous people to get their hands on firearms to defunding law enforcement and cutting lifesaving grants our communities rely on. @Emma_S_Brown breaks down how Trump has made us all less safe 👇
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USA: "GIVE ME MORE MAPLE SYRUP!!" 😡🇺🇸👅 Canada: "...I-I don't have any m-more..." 😭🇨🇦💀🚨
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J33ts in America dodging trains. 🤭
We are now entering the era of indian looney tunes accidents happening on American soil
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NotWill retweeted
Anyone in the market for a red rmr? I will cut you an amazing deal lol
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