FoundNotes@NotesFound

I was lost but now I’m found.

 This Side of Christendom
Joined October 2019
The People’s Pyramid
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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My head is my only house unless it rains.
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Abolish fear. Establish trust.
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2,297
“You’ve got the right to be you. They’ve got the right to be them”
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This is the worlds first AI shopping list.
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“How?”
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2,228
“What date is Christmas this year?”
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2,364
“Everyone must wake up one hour earlier now” “How come?” “Something to do with plants…or the stars”
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3,004
Never dug disco
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It’s time to love strangers.
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2,523
Take me with you when you go.
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2,018
“I don’t think he had anything to do with Father Ted. That’s the real conspiracy”
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2,614
“Do you remember Peter Purves?”
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2,587
“What’s the point in sleeping if you’re just going to wake up again?”
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BIG HARD EXCELLENT FISH
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636
I may never march with the infantry, ride with the cavalry or shoot with the artillery….but I’m in the lords army. Yes sir!
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557
If only you could remember my name?
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1,636
“As we always say, Nigel, if it’s functional, it’ll sell”. “It will”
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1,951
“You are not invited to my funeral”
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“I’ve taken to wearing my shoes on tej wrong feet”
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618
“There are no poets in the trenches”
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“I feared that you would not be evy, Sir” “Was I evy?” “You’re evy you, Sir”
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3,394
“Just seen Carbs” “Is he one of the Carberrys? “No” “Why is he called Carbs then?” “Cos he’s a little fat cunt who loves bread. Always eating butties” “Oh”
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Andy@AndyAitcheson
19 Sep 2022
2 pints of milk White sliced 20 B&H Razzle
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“I thought she were dead from waist down?
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“I’ve always thought they should let some of the Corrie kids go on Eastenders, and vice versa”
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“Life is too short and death is far too long”
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“All your time is lying on the factory floor”
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“Are you really happy or just distracted from sadness?”
“I’ve seen a boss pram for sale on Facebook market place, for £10. It needs to be collected in the next 5 minutes though”.
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“I feel trapped between sorrow and impotent rage”
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“On my first visit to Birkenhead, someone asked for red AND brown sauce on a bacon butty”
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“This isn’t just some kind of bus you can jump on and off. It’s more organic than that” “More organic than what?”
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“A void without a question is just perverse”
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“I just feel trapped between profound sorrow and impotent rage” “Of course you do”
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“If you treated an animal like you treat yourself, I’d be on the phone to the RSPCA”
Christmas means Christmas.
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“I dreamt about Marilyn Manson in a pair of marigolds” “Something to so with the moon that”
“He smells like WH Smith” “How?” “Just sellotapey” “Yeah, I know what you mean actually”
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“Is that the lad who had a cup a soup in a bowl?” “Yes”
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“Can anyone hear you if you scream in space?”
“You don’t want to end up like the sort of person that doesn’t put salt on their food. Do you?”
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“The fella in the flat below me won’t turn his lights on or off”
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“From now on, it’s just me, my denim shorts and a case of Fanta Limon”
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“That’s rich coming from a herbert who’s got a shared Facebook account with his bird”
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“That can’t be his real name?” “Why?” “It just can’t be” “It is” “Kevin Corridor though? “No that’s someone completely different. This is Robbie Leopold” “That’s even worse”
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“I’m starting to understand life…but backwards” “Are you living it forwards though?” “Dunno”.
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“Do you want your life to end, or just the pain in your life to end?”
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“This is the beginning of forever and ever”
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“A slap heads list”.
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“Never tell anyone what goes on in this house”.
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