I watch football and complain about it. Officially. Daily rulings on United, our rivals and your worst football takes. 馃敶
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been supporting united long enough to find all of this funny now 馃槶 daily banter on us, city's court case and your worst takes. follow if you're suffering too 馃敶
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messi's played his last game for argentina. we've had players basically retire at carrington while still on full wages
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馃搵 Ruling #9: lammens made 19 saves from 20 shots for belgium this break. lad's been doing saturday prep, he knows who's playing in front of him
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3 days till spurs. de ligt, amad, mainoo and rashford all might be back. i've seen this film, someone's pulling a hamstring in the warm up
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united fans, what scoreline would you sign for right now on saturday? i'll take 1-0 off a deflection and not ask questions
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4 days till spurs. squad photo day done, everyone smiling. enjoy it lads, last time this season the whole squad's fit at once
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馃搵 Ruling #8: yoro won every duel on his france debut. the second he lands back in manchester the physio's on standby. it's not him, it's the building
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5 days till spurs. ronaldo's walked out on portugal, zirkzee's scoring winners, lisandro's looking solid for argentina. everyone's thriving except the club
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馃搵 Ruling #7: zirkzee's played 70 minutes for united all season and just scored the winner for holland. the court is starting to think the problem was never zirkzee
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6 days till spurs. international break nearly over and nobody's broken anything yet. i don't like it, it's too quiet
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馃搵 Ruling #6: city's owners reportedly got first dibs on council land across east manchester for 10 years. we can't even get first dibs on a third choice left back
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the women won 1-0 vs liverpool, the men won a secret friendly in lausanne. best week the club's had in years and you couldn't watch any of it
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england scored 7 tonight and united fans are just sat there going "oh so that's what strikers are for"
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7 days till spurs. de ligt back, baleba back, 拧e拧ko not involved. classic united week: just enough hope to hurt
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united beat lausanne 2-1 with no fans and no cameras. maybe that's the secret. just lock the doors at old trafford
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馃搵 Ruling #5: baleba and de ligt both back in a behind-closed-doors friendly. united have been at our best behind closed doors for 13 years so this tracks
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