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Meanwhile, accountants are fighting for their lives. Some are sending auditors schedules that doesn't tie to the trial balance. Auditors, on the other hand, don't even know what they are doing. Internal auditors just appear to have a natural rivalry with external auditors and they hate accountants.😭
God why didn’t I study accounting for undergrad, who send me go comp sci
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Christianity is not a “woke” religion built around affirming whatever feels right to you. Its standards are not shaped by the culture; they are shaped by Scripture. And if what scripture teaches disagree with your preferences, desires, and views, you may be following your own convictions more than you are following Christ. The Gospel doesn’t exist to make us comfortable, it calls us to repentance, obedience, and transformation. If you like, twist am.
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Nigerian factor. Yet your COREN lacked the brainpower to come together to form an angel investment or venture capital vehicle to foster innovation. So weak that serious companies would rather spend fortunes bringing in engineers from India and Pakistan. You lot should never brag. Just hide your faces in shame
Sir, I have an issue with your last statements. The reason many engineering and science graduates pivot into finance and banking is largely the “Nigeria factor.” 🇳🇬 Give these graduates a country with a thriving manufacturing sector, functional research institutions, R&D opportunities, and industries investing in engineering innovation, and watch how many would actually abandon their fields. Engineering and the physical sciences require a FUNCTIONAL SYSTEM to thrive! This often, is not the fault of the graduates. You cannot expect graduates to remain in fields where there are barely any opportunities to practise what they spent years studying. Having lived in Germany 🇩🇪, the Netherlands 🇳🇱, and now the US 🇺🇸, I’ve seen firsthand what happens when a country invests in science, engineering, research, and industrial development. The problem is not that Nigerian science graduates suddenly fell in love with banking. Many simply went where the opportunities and money are! Give Nigerian engineers an ecosystem where they can thrive, and watch them build incredible things!
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Iyin😎 retweeted
Facts Non finance people should stop belittling the profession that is saving them from unemployment
Science students, we do too much, because the finance faithfuls in their good heart decided not to gatekeep their profession and allowed us to diversify (majorly due to unemployment) in our own line of profession, we feel we can rubbish their noble profession. Let COREN set a rigorous processes to become an engineer in terms of examinations where people can read and pass and see if people from commercial and arts won’t come and pass same exam, unfortunately, they won’t even come, your profession ain’t that “all it” hence, many of you are leaving the almighty engineering, Chemistry, Physics to become chartered in accounting & finance. Radarada!
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You get? Instead of interning at Kabiru’s workshop for two years after bagging an Engineering degree, they’ll carry CFA pack and start forming superiority. 😭😂 They cannot fix shingbian😂
Replying to @O_ladele
They spent so much time cramming garbage in fluid mechanics, material science and thermodynamics and never thought about interning where they'll actually put those knowledge to practice because they were to busy arguing over who's course is the most difficult. Too bad, they can't even produce and sell devices that highschool kids in Japan can put together. But they can take solace in the fact that we give them a second chance with ICAN and CFA.
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Done and dusted. A Rewire came in and fixed the vehicle. Just wondering why Roadside mechanics easily ace fixing mechanical problems than the actual engineers....hmmm. Could it be that Rewires rendered them unemployed and it's the reason they are writing ICAN/CFA Share your thoughts.
Phew… our vehicle just broke down at Iwo. 😭 Any Engineering graduate here with a clue what could be wrong? Abi you all are busy studying for ICAN/CFA next diet and should call roadside mechanics to save us as usual?
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Phew… our vehicle just broke down at Iwo. 😭 Any Engineering graduate here with a clue what could be wrong? Abi you all are busy studying for ICAN/CFA next diet and should call roadside mechanics to save us as usual?
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Hyundai fit do this kind thing con blame am on CIA lmao. Well done Fisayo.
Grit. Guts. And GOD!
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Sorry sis, no Finance bro is sitting around dreaming of pivoting to Medicine. 😂 Forward ever, backward never. Go and read your books. We’ll be here when you’re done. 😂
Make I dey follow finance twitter argue ke? Ni 93 days to final MB? When I finish, I’ll share my lecture materials and my exam questions so you can write it and ace it.
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Next month 💰
Replying to @O_ladele
When is the weekly ajo coming up?
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This is false bro.
Why do most accounting students struggle to pass ICAN, meanwhile, it seems quite easier for Engineering students to pass it?
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We need to kill this stupid narrative we’ve allowed to fester. You people are becoming too bold. Mr Peter, provide the data or sharrap?
Why do most accounting students struggle to pass ICAN, meanwhile, it seems quite easier for Engineering students to pass it?
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😄😄😄Thank God for the Accounting profession; Iku pa everybody
They are now wailing under my tweet because I said roadside mechanics and electricians are better than them. They've made no real impact in a profession they studied for 5 years😂 La cram la pour😭
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They are now wailing under my tweet because I said roadside mechanics and electricians are better than them. They've made no real impact in a profession they studied for 5 years😂 La cram la pour😭
How did the recent release of CFA Level I results spiral into a conversation of “people in my field are smarter than yours”? Rather than acknowledging and celebrating those who passed, it has devolved into baseless arguments about which discipline is superior. Ridiculous!
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If you can study a course for 5 years and still can’t innovate, invent, or solve real-world problems, please don’t rush to the front seat when they’re discussing brilliant minds in finance. 😭 My electrician, who didn’t go beyond Primary 6, will run circles around your First-Class Electrical Engineering graduate when it comes to actual electrical work,and it won’t even be close. 😂 You people are not that special😭
Replying to @O_ladele
Or maybe we are innovative enough that we are able to bring fresh ideas within the financial sector that is why we keep flourishing within the sector. STEM grad are in high demand in data savy finance environment We are the prize
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Drag with finance guys? 😭 Nobody is competing with you guys. Uneducated road sides mechanics and electricians literally chased you all to finance 😂 That are better than the best of you guys. Massive failures bro.
Replying to @O_ladele
Are you talking based on our society because you can’t say this stuff doesn’t come with innovation. Some bioengineers still showcase some of their innovations on this app. Regardless, we will keep dragging the space with finance guys.
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Your quantum mechanics with zero innovation. Practically, road sides mechanics are ahead of many of you people. Ask them to fix i pass my neighbour generator they will start yarning stories 😂 Thank God for finance and accounting saving you all from unemployment.
Replying to @ayo_solace
You go pass quantum mechanics or thermodynamics as a finance student ke. You wan kill yourself?
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No thank you. I will put it inside ajo. You can put yours in anywhere that pleases you.
Replying to @O_ladele
Why not put that 400k monthly into cowrywise and get daily interest?
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We’re rounding up the current Ajo cycle, with each participant receiving ₦3.3M. There was only a day delay from a participant getting her money and it happend when I got robbed. A fresh cycle will start in October with 11 participants, each contributing ₦400K monthly, making it ₦4.4M per payout. Solid community😊
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Got home yesterday and realised my Mum had upgraded the house, tiles on the walls, including the tenant’s side, planted some trees… Total cost is over N300K. Then she increased the tenant’s rent from N450K to N600K after we pressured and laughed at her😂 3 bedroom flat. FGS! This woman is retired and she's literally running a charity. No wonder the tenant is very friendly.
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Iyin😎 retweeted
You can keep fondling the idea, the dream, and imagining the life you want or you can snap your body out of it and start doing what it needs you to do to get there now
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