I might be laid back, but I can lean forward real quick. 🏴πŸ₯Ά

We had an unannounced visitor this morning and all he wanted to do was play. 🐷🐢 So cute!
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Y'all know how pro-life potatoes are the dumbest people on the internet? Well this little twittertot is climbing the ladder of stupidity as he argues with A.I. about facts, I'm the hopes of becoming the grand champion. πŸŽ–πŸ€© .
Newborns do not need to use another person's body to exist. After birth they function as separate organisms with their own respiration, circulation and digestion. They are not self-sufficient and require external care for feeding, warmth and protection to survive, but that care can come from anyone and does not involve continuous internal use of another body.
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Well, no shit.
Study finds Trump supporters report higher levels of psychopathy, manipulativeness, callousness, and narcissism Shocking, I knowπŸ€”πŸ™„ psypost.org/trump-supporters…
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It's disturbing how much fanatics cheer for little girls to be tortured. Denying a child necessary medical care is abuse & is dangerous as it can result in permanent damage to multiple organs & death.
These are, without a doubt, the sickest group of people staining the internet. Anyone who would force a child to gestate and give birth is an absolute sicko .
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Replying to @jared_shult
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These are, without a doubt, the sickest group of people staining the internet. Anyone who would force a child to gestate and give birth is an absolute sicko .
Children are physically capable of Goh birth. What do you think a C-section is? Why do you think puberty waits until last childhood to turn on the reproductive machinery?
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Replying to @Dumfukdetector
Here's another candidate. She thinks there is no such thing as an evergreen tree, and that they're actually all Christmas Trees. πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Dumfuk of the day πŸŽ– .
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting on Twitter as legendary grifter Matt Van Swol discovers the latest racebait boomerslop headline to rile up his smoothbrained base. WE DON’T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!
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If you’re not disgusted enough with the people in the world. This should do it.
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RT @Coleidoscopes: He got the info from a scam site. He identified the wrong woman. He will now face a soul-crushing lawsuit, at a minimum.…
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BREAKING: WE JUST WON!! All border wall/road construction across the entire Big Bend region is halted. What a massive, historic victory for everyone across Big Bendβ€”the toughest, most beautiful souls I know. I’m a speechless puddle of tears. More to come soon.
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It's clear that anti-abortion women's main objective is to seek male attention to gain their approval at whatever the cost. They really are a sick group of people 🚩
The original discussion was about abortion being a form of genocide and NOT sexual assault/rape of minors. I hope DFD’s niece receives justice and I am deeply sorry for the crime committed against her by a person who says they are Christian. However, bringing a child rape victim into the discussion was an attempt to weaponize and derail it while vilifying you and Dr. Dermot. It is inappropriate, offensive, and completely disrespectful to victims to use their trauma to weaponize and shut down conversations. DFD should be ashamed but he would have to have an ounce of integrity for that to happen.
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Dumbest tweet of the year nominee πŸŽ– Courtesy of @Sigma_Freud_
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I hate the current timeline.
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Rape dominating the headlines. Title IX protections rolled back. Student-loans banned for women-majority fields. But I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence. πŸ€”
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The face you make when you finally realize your party is full of fucking morons and that you're one of themπŸ₯΄ .
Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?
Community note
Sen. Eric Schmitt tweeted this after a Senate Judiciary hearing where he accused Jack Smith of perjury based on texts about a "Hawks" game; Smith attended an Iowa Hawkeyes college game featuring Caitlin Clark in Maryland on Feb. 3, 2024, not an Atlanta Hawks NBA game. nbcnews.com/politics/congr… nytimes.com/athletic/76439… forbes.com/sites/alisondu… sbnation.com/nba/1130599/er…
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The way Senator Kennedy is holding it up like a gotcha and the smug look with arms folded by Schmitt, is like a scene out of a bad frat boy movie.
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You really Schmitt the bed today. Have your staffers stick to Nazi cosplay.
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Men like this hate being ignored🚩 .
He never did to begin with. Dude is the epitome of a coward.
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🀑 Eric Schmitt beclowns himself during Jack Smith hearing 🀑 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atlanta to go to a Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, and briefly displayed his "evidence" on a poster board before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- Schmitt's facts were totally wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland at a Hawkeyes (not a Hawks) game and never met Willis. As Klobuchar told him, "You have your teams wrong." Here's the whole deeply embarrassing sequence:
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