If youโ€™re a MAGA Republican desperate for something to alleviate rising costs of fuel, groceries, housing, and everything, Iโ€™ve got some great news for you! We are going to send another $120 billion to Israel.
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John Bourscheid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿš€ retweeted
I feel we moved on far too quick from Ken Paxtonโ€™s AG office letting his buddy and LITERAL PEDOPHILE off with a one-day jail sentence & not having to register as a sex offender. Birds of a feather. Donโ€™t let this corrupt loser anywhere near the Senate, Texas.
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John Bourscheid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿš€ retweeted
Absolute Sinema.
Former Sen. Kyrsten Sinemaโ€™s former bodyguard and romantic partner is arrested after allegedly breaking into her home and throwing 22 paintings into her pool. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kyrโ€ฆ
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Go get him, @NYCMayor!
Prime Minister @Netanyahu and his wife, Sara, have landed in the United States. Wishing them success during this important visit to the UN General Assembly ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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John Bourscheid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿš€ retweeted
Replying to @Timcast
Friendly reminder that this ragebaiting toddler happily took hundreds of thousands of dollars in Kremlin cash to promote Russian talking points without disclosing it, until he, Benny Johnson, and others were caught red-handed. Throw this pick-me loser under the prison.
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We warned you a second Trump term was going to be a complete shitshow. We were wrong. Iโ€™d like to apologize for that. It is SO much worse.
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Diesel just hit $6.52/gal. Politico says the White House is preparing a 90-day export ban. But what will that actually accomplish? It's a good question, since this has never been done before, so here's a very brief breakdown: IN THE SHORT TERM - Gulf Coast & Midwest diesel prices drop slightly. - East & West Coast prices likely to rise (East Coast imports ~10% of its diesel & Gulf pipelines are already near capacity). - Gas & jet fuel (along with airline prices) will climb quickly as refiners cut output. - Global diesel prices will spike, hitting Mexico, Brazil, Chile & Europe, affecting US imports. IN THE LONG TERM - Discounted surplus will cause producers to cut output, leading diesel prices to rise again regardless. - US diesel still tracks the world price & the ban pushes that price even higher, causing a vicious cycle. - Inflation will surely continue to rise. - Foreign buyers lock in other suppliers & the US is likely to permanently lose export share. All in all, just a horrific idea, specifically geared towards delivering a very minimal drop in fuel costs in time for the midterms, and at the expense of long-term thinking. Par for the course for the Slop Administration.
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When Trump's own @ENERGY Secretary is sounding the alarm for a plan failing before it even starts, you know things have reached a critical mass.
JUST IN: Energy Secretary Wright disagrees with Trump saying a diesel export ban "definitely doesn't work"
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Rumors are spreading the reason Trump now wants to add his name to Ford's Theatre in DC is because Trump aides & insiders collaborated to convince him it's named after President Gerald Ford & would be just as prestigious as adding his name to the Kennedy Center.
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Spencer Pratt is going to kill himself.
HUGE FLIP: Democratic Socialist Nithya Raman now leads incumbent Karen Bass in the LA Mayor odds
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A pound of ground beef now costs more than the federal minimum wage. A gallon of diesel now costs more than the federal minimum wage. Meanwhile Trump has made billions in the past 18 months from the White House. 29% approval and falling.
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Richard Nixonโ€™s approval rating on the day he resigned was 28%. Trump is currently at 29% and rapidly falling.
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Best he's ever sounded, honestly.
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Flockโ€™s death rattle sounds like a sniveling whimper. Great work, patriots across the political spectrum.
BREAKING: Flock offers buyouts to its 1,500 employees after US cities canceled contracts for its cameras
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Projections are updated. The average price of diesel in the US is likely to cross $8.00 per gallon by Election Day. A trucker strike & subsequent supply chain crisis is inevitable. Call it the Trump Effect.
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Itโ€™s been revealed TX Rep. Brandon Gillโ€™s poorly-received greenscreen anti-Talarico ad was likely filmed in Israel after Twitter users noticed the exact same outfit being worn in both videos. Gill is best known for his anti-immigration rhetoric & high-pitched voice.
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Oh hold on, guys. Brandon has something to say.
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Fuel shortages imminent & supply chain crises incoming. Gas lines & empty shelves, just in time for the midterms. The bluest wave that ever wove.
BREAKING: Costco raises 10-quart motor oil to $57.99 and limits buyers to 2 per week
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