Do Quarians even shower? Bioware leaves us with many questions and now we'll never know the important answers ME5 could've given us. #MassEffect #b3d #SaveMassEffect

Oct 27, 2026 · 10:42 AM UTC

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Tali shower scene is what we were denied. And for that BioWare deserves to burn
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I guarantee you that Rule 34 has not forgotten Mass Effect. And, how would a Quarian shower often enough to matter if they get very ill from opening their suit?
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I feel the same way about Samara
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I am pretty sure they answered that in a codex or in a dialogue. Yes, they do, there are clean rooms on many quarian ships. --- As to the image, pretty sure Tali is the kind of girl who sleeps with her own shotgun, so no need to get one from Shepard's locker.
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Why does this meme have the person Tali wouldn't be interested in at all? femshep already sucks why are they making Tali gay now too?
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Garrus from the hall: "No, it's not! I'm calibrating it!" Jack: "Not anymore. Eezo, fetch!" They took a long, long shower. 🤣
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Isn't water toxic to Quarians?
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They probably do but in like chemical baths because of their weakened immune systems
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I can see the normandy having an accommodation like that, considering its a group project
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The suit has cleansing protocols
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The Thermal clip probably overloaded from that question
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No. They're in those suits basically for life. They stink really bad.
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Wont believe they shower until I see myself
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That’s A Straw Tali
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In a hermetically sealed shower 😏
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The suits probably scrub themselves regularly because if not they would all be chafed to fuck
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I'm fairly certain they don't since they kinda live in a contained space in their suits, at least a lot do
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I don't think they do, I was under the impression their suit cleans them
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from what i've learned, their suits are their bathroom.
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ALT Ocean Freezing GIF by Shogun FX
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This is from modern family
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🚿🚿🚿🚿
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%86 played real shepherd, use the shotgun on this imposter and get the real man in
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