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Hey TV-heads, @peacockTV is home to your favorite comedies. But can you spot the real shows from the ones we totally made up? Take the quiz now. onionnative.kinja.com/can-yo…
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Great Success! A new generation finally has the opportunity to experience #Borat’s ass now that his Subsequent Moviefilm has arrived on @PrimeVideo #sponsored bit.ly/35uOzIm
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Everyone agrees, 2020 is the BEST YEAR EVER because #Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm Is Coming To @PrimeVideo!! bit.ly/359v73M #Sponsored
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Is your Crash Bandicoot not what he used to be? Is he tired, low energy, and lethargic? Sounds like you're in need of a new Crash. Watch this to find out how... bit.ly/3nG2p2W
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Is your Crash Bandicoot not what he used to be? Does he struggle to do normal Crash-y things? Do you wish there was something you could do about it? Then you need to watch this. @CrashBandicoot @Activision bit.ly/3ngpVUa #Sponsored
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Are you ready for this?! The links in this list are 1000% REAL and when you click them you will be redirected to @Visible’s website where you can learn about, and subsequently purchase their amazing services bit.ly/2ZsDe9D #Sponsored
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Glorious Coincidence! We Were Going To Write This Glowing Review of @Visible Well Before They Paid Us To #Sponsored bit.ly/2QQjtE2
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Big news! Onion Labs and @Visible were nominated for a Webby Award. Vote for us below and we’ll give one lucky fan our gratitude!
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There’s a lot to discover about your family history, and it can be hard to know the truth — especially when it comes to how authentically Irish your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations are. Until now. Introducing Guinnetics Testing by @GuinnessUS
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Do you ever wonder how truly Irish your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations are? Now there’s a test for that: Guinnetics Testing by @GuinnessUS.
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St Patrick’s Day is almost here and it’s time for a Guinness. But do you know how to pour a perfect pint? Here are 6 very wrong ways and 1 right way to pour a Guinness. @GuinnessUS onionnative.kinja.com/1-righ…
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It's one of life's mysteries: Am I celebrating St. Patrick's Day? The answer is finally here. @GuinnessUS
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If you like being confused, lied to, and taken advantage we know a place you'll absolutely love – The Cell Phone store! Head on over today to experience what it's like to waste money and brain cells at a horrible place! Or use @visible and avoid stores all together. Your choice!
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Fall's here and it's the perfect time to get screwed over at the Cell Phone Store! Get talked into buying stuff you don't need, pick a confusing plan at random, commit yourself to a financially inconsistent contract! Or use @Visible and avoid it all together. Your call.
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Do you need a new wireless plan? Do you like being upsold crap you don't need? Do you enjoy dealing with soulless salespeople willing to say anything to get your money? Then boy do we have a place for you – The Cellphone Store! Or if this ain't your style, try @Visible.
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Finally! Eight reasons to give up on being a better person. @netflix
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Good news – pumpkin season is here! Bad news – someone took them all (*Cough* @Dunkindonuts *Cough*). Watch this coffee shop try to make do with less-appetizing fall flavors.
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When you use @Okta to protect your company's data, everyone knows they can trust you ... maybe a little too much.
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What happens when you're obsessed with security? You become this guy. (And you love that your identity is protected by @Okta).
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When you use @Okta to protect your company's data, you become the go-to person for trust. Which is great ... but a little complicated.
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