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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
Minnesota is one of 8 states out of 50 that still taxes social security. Our seniors deserve better. I’m the only candidate in this race for governor who has fought for and committed to eliminating the social security tax for all seniors. I’ve also fought for and committed to ending state tax on tips and overtime. It’s time for common sense measures to make life more affordable for our seniors, service industry workers and those who pull extra shifts to support their families. Read more about my Affordability Plan for Minnesota: lisaformn.com/affordability-…
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
Ouch. An archived page from Amy Klobuchar’s 2006 campaign website shows she promised to cut healthcare costs. Twenty years later, families’ out-of-pocket costs have more than doubled since she was elected.
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
Retarded quote of the day 🥇
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: The Minnesota U.S. Attorney’s Office has just announced they have indicted 10 aliens for illegally voting in our elections. The thing that never happens is happening again.
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
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Amy is funded by billionaires, including the Resnicks in California, who are agricultural billionaires. Minnesota Democrats are some of the most brainwashed people this side of North Korea.
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
Ilhan, you really picked the wrong lane for this lecture. Your own financial baggage raises enough questions that you should be the LAST person clutching pearls over somebody else’s publicly disclosed investments. You want to scream ‘profits’ and imply corruption? Your own financial story went from pocket change to millions
Amazon. Uber. Exxon. Apple. Pfizer. All companies that are being sued by the State of Minnesota for unethical or illegal practices. Ron Schutz owns more than $10,000 in individual stock in each of them. Minnesotans deserve an AG who will protect the people, not his own profits.
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
🔥 THERE HE IS! President Trump has EMERGED at Neyland Stadium, appearing on the jumbotron in front of over 100,000 FANS Lots of cheers from the crowd as he’s shown sitting next to the next Governor of Tennessee, Marsha Blackburn.
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @TinaSmithMN
The DFL is an embarrassment
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
9 a.m. flight hits different when you’ve been up all night fighting crime. 🇺🇸 @keithellison @AGEllison
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
70.3 miles. this weekend my dad and brother finished another IRONMAN 70.3. TeamAgar is back♥️
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @Ilhan
These Americans should be alive!
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Thank God. How did she last this long?
The Minnesota newsperson who said I was sexist for offering $10 million for a WNBA team to play a high school boy’s team and who last week demanded every reporter who laughed at the Holly Rowe meme be forced to apologize has lost her TV show. bringmethenews.com/minnesota…
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Did you know this fucking clown won't allow people to react on her posts. For some reason I made the no comment list and figured what the hell. Torch her in a repost. @MaryMoriarty I think deep down you're a decent person. Your approach to defending Hennepin County and overall incompetence at your position is what I have a problem with. You can go on and be LGBT blah blah. I don't care. Just do your fucking job. Please
The BCA released their 2025 crime report showing promising trends across Hennepin County. Improving public safety outcomes requires a multifaceted approach that brings community together to solve complex problems. Tune in to our podcast to learn more: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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What with with that Sunday Night Football intro
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I haven't seen a Packer performance this bad in my lifetime.
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What the fuck does our usual 4th qtr collapse look like when we're losing to the Jets. OMFG #fireMLF
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Someone tell MLF that we're losing to one of the shittiest teams in the league. Open up the frickin' offense dumb fuck. #fireMLF
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I love Morgan Freeman, but College Gameday? It's brutal.
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WYF is with the Canadian National Anthem at a Bills game? Another woke move from Goodell. Fuck it.
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Spaulding Smails Esq. 🇺🇸 retweeted
My God, did Aaron Rodgers dodge a bullet with this one!
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