I still call it Twitter

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The world is a lot more filled of incompetence than conspiracies.
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ULT (Unidentified Living Tweeter) retweeted
Este accidente recién sucedió esta noche en el programa de los colegas de ESPN en Bogotá al aire. El fuerte golpe lo recibió el colega Carlos Orduz. Que no sea nada grave Dios mío bendito 🙏🙏
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Life is a lot easier without kids. You can just live your life. Instead of starting over and raising your kids to live your life.
Having a baby is far from a joke, that shit is HARD. People without kids think it’s a damn walk in the park
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When will sports fans start rooting for their favorite owner to win in business? Fans only like to focus on the games.
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Apparently smell is more important than looks when it comes to attraction. What a game changer it would be if people could smell your profile on dating apps.
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But then people would start smell-shopping and people would accuse other dates of not smelling like their pics.
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Clowns are officially the most disrespected profession on Twitter.
People who are clowns for a living have to be so annoyed by Twitter.
I thought conspiracies was the new cool.
Competence is the new cool.
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We need a new saying for “hold my beer”. I’m sick of holding other people’s drink.
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You know how many teenagers would literally kill someone to go viral like this..
The McCloskey’s say this picture has ruined their lives. 🤷‍♀️
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But only if it’s caught on video.
EMPATHY IS BACK BABY
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