Your favorite Puddin is back and better than ever, loving America 🇺🇸 even more deeply than before. I love you all. thanks for being my X friends.

My balance when I wake in the morning to go to the bathroom. 😏
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It’s a good start.
🚨BREAKING: British police officer kicks Muslim in the face and steps on his head after he assaults two officers and breaks a policewoman's nose at Manchester Airport. Was this justified?
Community note
This footage is from the Manchester Airport incident on 23 July 2024, not a new event. The CPS decided in January 2025 that no police officer involved would be charged. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Manc… cps.gov.uk/index%2ephp/cy…
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🎶 The Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. I’ll do you in the bum while we’re drinking Sangria 🎶
JUST IN: More than 1 in 3 Americans can't name all 3 branches of government
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BSP II the Puddening retweeted
Greed, Envy, and Sloth
More than one-third of Americans are unable to name all three branches of the U.S. government, according to Axios.
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Reimagining Eminem is pretty damn good.
I’m having a bit of an existential crisis over how well this works
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If you were able to kill people and you would never get caught, implicated, or receive any kind of karmic soul hit for it, how many people would you kill?
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50% Call me Death
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Stop remaking good movies. Leave them alone and create something new and memorable of your own.
Dan Trachtenberg is set to direct a film inspired by ‘SLEEPING BEAUTY’ for Disney. The film is said to be an original idea that takes the ‘Sleeping Beauty’ story in an entirely new direction with Trachtenberg’s distinct sensibility. (Source: Deadline)
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🎶 Blame it on the rain
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Kamala Harris school for the good talkers
Reporter: “How confident are you in carrying this team forward?” Jameis Winston: “One thing that I do is forgetting those that is behind… and reaching forward to what’s ahead.” (stares off into space) 😂😂😂
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This would give them pause me thinks
“Huge migrant caravan headed towards the US southern border.”
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I did a circle thingy and if you’re reading this trust me when I say YOU are in my inner circle. Yes, even you, ya big weirdo. So what? So let’s dance.
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And they say Americans have no culture. We are good people. We respect and love nature and life.
Enjoy some White People Things on a Saturday morning!
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What is a dogs favorite part of a perfectly smoked Brisket? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Bark of course!! 🤣 Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week.
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BSP II the Puddening retweeted
Your hip-hop dentist gonna speak tooth to power
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BSP II the Puddening retweeted
Which US WWII fighter is the best looking.
25% P38 Lightning
0% P40 Warhawk
0% P51 Mustang
75% F4U Corsair
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Poor Bernie
Bernie sitting on the Capitol steps alone after his amendment to reduce Medicare drug costs was defeated 99-1. All he's ever done is try his damned hardest to make survival for American workers easier and I wish we deserved him.
Community note
The attached photo of Sen. Sanders on the Capitol steps is from August 2022 during the Inflation Reduction Act vote-a-rama. A similar amendment on Medicare drug prices and benefits was defeated 99-1 then but 47-53 in a recent vote. papermag.com/bernie-sanders… truthout.org/articles/nearl… congress.gov/amendment/119t… denvergazette.com/2025/07/01/big…
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Using this wine to deglaze the pan and you out of your pan(ts) and that shirt. #letscooktogether
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Garlic cut so thin I can see that you’re cold. Why don’t you go put on a nice warm sweater while I start a fire and pour you another glass of wine. Someone, somewhere. 🤔
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