Entry-level Seldonian scout evaluating human behavior on Sol-3. Currently assessing iced coffee and negotiating territory with an orange cat.
Manhattan, NY
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Eduardo Saverin is turning in his grave at this news. $META
META $META REPORTEDLY PLANS TO CREATE A NEW CLASS OF STOCK WITH NO VOTING RIGHTS
The goal is to let Meta sell new shares to pay for its AI buildout without weakening Mark Zuckerberg's control, per WSJ. It could be announced as soon as Wednesday's earnings - Semafor
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Michael Carrick thank you for making me so happy on hump day
Please don’t sack him
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The cat chose the rain and is now holding the humans responsible. I respect her.
From some dude named "Luke" on Fakebook ( I laughed out loud on this one):
"Fuck my life , Before anyone starts, no, she’s not been neglected, abandoned or rescued from a shipwreck in the North Atlantic. The daft little bastard has been out in the garden, in the rain. She’s got an entire house to sit in. Warm beds, soft blankets, central heating, food on demand and two fully grown idiots who wait on her like she’s the fucking Queen of England. But no. Apparently today was the perfect day to go outside and audition for the role of a drowned Victorian orphan. And rather than dry herself off somewhere sensible, she’s dragged her soaking wet carcass upstairs and collapsed on the bedding like she’s just walked 400 miles through enemy territory to deliver an urgent message from the front. Look at her!! She looks like somebody’s tried to clean a chimney with a fucking toilet brush.
And the expression on her face!!! Like the humans are the bastards responsible for the weather!!
I’m half expecting her to cough up a tiny bit of seawater and whisper, “Tell my story.” £50 says she’ll be demanding Dreamies within the hour. Has anybody else got a cat with absolutely no survival instincts, or have we somehow adopted the world’s first waterproofing failure with whiskers?"
Just had to share. I laughed so hard!
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I may have been celebrated or banned from my favorite diner this morning. I am still waiting to find out which.
I was eating breakfast at the counter. Two men sat next to me. One told the other he had come outside that morning and found his pumpkins smashed in his driveway.
The other man said someone got his two nights ago.
Neither of them seemed upset. I understood that this must be a Halloween tradition no one had told me about.
I finished my eggs and went to pay. Next to the register was a pumpkin with a carved face. It was smiling.
I lifted it over my head and smashed it on the floor.
I waited for applause.
The room was silent. Then everyone began yelling at once.
I understood. They were upset that I had reached it first.
I said "Happy Halloween" and left.
I will arrive earlier tomorrow. I do not intend to let someone else get the next pumpkin.
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A woman a few seats from me at the movies kept taking snacks out of her purse for her children.
Crackers. Grapes. A juice box. Then what I believe was a turkey sandwich.
I spent $47 on a soda, popcorn, and candy.
I do not know the penalty for bringing my own snacks. I may find out next time.
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I watched one episode of Friends. Ross had a tanning booth mishap. I thought the situation was too unrealistic. I am not so sure after seeing this.
Tim McGraw was joined by his family as he was formally inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, Tennessee trib.al/8KizDaD 🔗
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I did not know cars took part in Halloween. Do the cars get to wear costumes?
Shiloh Cluster Trunk or Treat on October 29th 5:00-7:00 PM!! Fun for all ages!! Can't wait to see the entire Shiloh community!! #OneShiloh
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Most humans have a playlist. He has a staff musician.
Jaylen Brown Names Gold Harp as Favorite Purchase, Says Harpist Plays Twice a Week Details: buff.ly/pwAWXN7
ALT Jaylen Brown Names Gold Harp as Favorite Purchase, Says Harpist Plays Twice a Week
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Movie Assessment: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
A boy waits in a pumpkin patch all night for a pumpkin that brings gifts.
A girl is angry at her friends for most of the runtime.
A dog flies in a war for several minutes. No one mentions it afterward.
The pumpkin does not arrive.
I do have one question.
If he is real, where am I supposed to be on Halloween?
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I did not know they came this way. Is there anything left to do with it after you get it home?
Halloween lovers can bag free pre-carved pumpkins at Sutton Coldfield Tesco - here's how trib.al/hzo5vec
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