"Sign stealing makes my pussy hurt, except for the signs my team steals"

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Outside of UTEP, Michigan has scored 11 TD in 6 games and averages 15ppg. Of those scores, 1 came on a Hail Mary, another on a pick-6 and 5 came after defense forced a TO (4 in plus territory). U-M has crossed the 50 and scored TD (w/o Hail Mary) 4 times. freep.com/story/sports/colle…
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Keep it going, rook 📈📈📈
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It’s fucking crazy that in the last 7 days JJ McCarthy has become the face of the NFL, AND that Yaxel Lendeborg has become the face of the NBA
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NBA players with 85+ points & 35+ rebounds in their first 4 career games in the draft lottery era (since 1985-86): Patrick Ewing David Robinson Shaquille O'Neal Yaxel Lendeborg
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YAXEL LENDEBORG. That's it. That's the tweet.
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Yaxel Lendeborg this season: 21.8 PPG 9.3 RPG 4.8 APG The first player to average those numbers through 4 career games since 1960 🤯
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YAXEL LENDEBORG TONIGHT: 31 POINTS 12 REBOUNDS 6 ASSISTS 12/13 FT 30 MINUTES ROOKIE OF THE YEAR LOADING.
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YAXEL ALLEY-OOP SLAM 💥 He's got 31 PTS, 12 REB, and 6 AST as the Warriors lead in Q4!
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The fact that firejasonbeck.com is a legit website is wild but I love it🥳 #FireJasonBeck
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J.J. was slingin' it 💪
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Kyle Whittingham believes the Annexation of Puerto Rico would make Michigan 7-0 despite Jason Beck's 130th ranked offense.
Kyle Whittingham on if he would potentially make an in-season change: “Right now it’s not the time to panic. Were a play away from 6-1 or 7-0.”
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Fuck you Kyle🖕 #FireJasonBeck
Kyle Whittingham not making a change in play caller at this time: “Now's the time of year where, you know, you're seeing head coaches lose their jobs, play callers being demoted … I don’t think it’s time to panic.”
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"I wish we would've executed that bootleg to the rhino on 3rd & goal better" What a fucking joke🤡
#Michigan HC Kyle Whittingham says it’s not fair to say the offense doesn’t fit the personnel with this roster. It’s more about executing right now.
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Michigan > Ohio State
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🚨🚨UNREAL STAT🚨🚨 New York #Giants quarterback J.J. McCarthy is 28-1 as a starter when coached by a Harbaugh brother. Jim Harbaugh at Michigan. John Harbaugh in New York. McCarthy and the Harbaugh family just keep finding ways to win. Remarkable the success they have had 🤯
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From this angle this throw looks even more absurd. That is an absolute INSANE throw.
….man what
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“CJ who is JJ McCarthy to you?” CJ Stroud:
JJ McCarthy is a PERFECT 3-0 against CJ Stroud in his CFB and NFL career
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Great work today soldier @cpstalions
JJ McCarthy is the youngest Giants QB since 1954 to have a game with: — 70%+ COMP — 250+ YDS
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This dementia patient consistently forgets two-part questions and yet I'm supposed to believe he can run the Michigan football program😭 Same dude doesn't think Jason Beck is struggling💀
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Just like the good ol days🥹
C.J. ➡️ Marv Just like the good ol days 🥹🥹🥹
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