Please when APC wins another 4 years in 2027 and bandits resume operations again, if they come for you, tell them you are Yoruba or Lagosian or Yoruba ijinle gan gan gan, they will free you. Tell them you are pro city boy.
When they free you, take your children to school for free, free education and on your way back, just enter a petrol station and fill your tanks at N42/litre.