I say "fuck" a lot..

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Replying to @winonaddict
Why does he look like a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude? ๐Ÿ‘€
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OnlyKlans
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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i know ohio is like crazy red, but they aren't seriously going to elect vivek fucking ramaswamy governor, are they?
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
๐˜‹๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜–๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ต
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Replying to @MarcoFoster_
In a world of Matthew McConaugheys, be an Ethan Hawke.
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Replying to @NikkiHaley
Nikki, you are a human windsock and no person in their right mind would take anything you say seriously ever again. just slink back into obscurity where you belong and grift somewhere in the private sector. America cannot afford to put its trust in someone like you.
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A moment of silence for all the Alberta separatists who will go offline today.๐Ÿ˜ข
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Would you look at that! Kim Jong Un is alive and well! Here's proof of life!
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The maximum amount an individual can donate to a candidate is $3500. Elon Musk just donated $7 million to one Republican, because Citizens United gave a loophole to billionaires to buy elections. Overturn Citizens United.
NEW โ€” Elon Musk has directed more than $7 million to help reelect Ohio Republican Sen. Jon Husted, per the Ohio Capital Journal.
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by the way, the fact that they keep giving him these tests means that they are not trying to figure out if he has dementia. They already know that. They are monitoring the rate of his decline.
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They donโ€™t vote Republican to improve their life. They vote Republican to destroy the lives of the people they hate.
How do Trump supporters believe voting Republican is going to improve their life?
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MAGA: We want TRADITIONAL 1950โ€™s American values! Me: So new social programs? Infrastructure funding? Cheap college? No for-profit healthcare? MAGA: What? No! Me: Oh, so strong banking regulations? 91% tax rate over $2 million a year? MAGA: God no, we just wanna be openly racist again.
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So all those checks and balances they taught us about in school were just bullshฤฑt?
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Why does Donald Trump get to ruin the East Potomac Golf Course? It's not his course. He doesn't even own it. He doesn't own the land it sits on. Where is the fucking pushback???
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It is absolutely bizarre that the President of the United States is actively committing open treason with no fucking consequences.
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This is completely unacceptable. Due to Ukraine's interference with Yandex, many of us politicians on the right have been left with no choice but to post our disinformation ourselves. #NoOutsideInterference
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The best flavour of Life Savers and I will not take any questions
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Ted Cruz refuses to disavow an insurrectionist with 40 plus rape allegations who also disrespected his wife.
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1/2 Trump says he's not inclined to continue the war with Iran if Netanyahu is beaten at the ballot box. WTF? He's been driving Americans into impoverishment for fucking Netanyahu??? This entire SHIT SHOW has been based on Bibi's political existence? rawstory.com/trump-iran-2678โ€ฆ
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