TALLAHASSEE: A 14-year-old boy stunned a Leon County courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him. With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from. The boy calmly replied: “Florida State Football. They can’t beat anyone.” After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team. That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

Todd Golden’s wrist game has leveled up along with the program. 🐊🏀⌚ ⌚The early-chapter piece: Omega x Swatch Moonswatch. Light, bioceramic, Speedmaster DNA without the five-figure price tag. ⌚The daily driver era: Breitling Professional Endurance Pro 38 Black case, white rubber strap, chronograph, compass bezel. This is the one you’ve seen him wearing next to Jon Sumrall this weekend. ⌚The “we just won a title and signed an extension” piece: Rolex GMT-Master II “Batman” Steel case, black-and-blue Cerachrom bezel, Oyster bracelet. The 126710BLNR. Dual time zone, iconic Rolex presence. This is the watch that shows up when he’s walking The Swamp in the blue Jordan polo. Same coach. Three very different statements.

Florida -5.5 favorites at Missouri. +3.5 for being an SEC road game. +3.5-4.0 for a potential Ole Miss hangover. So Gators by two TDs if we can ignore those things. 🐊🏈🔥

Wrist check edition! 🐊⌚🏀🏈 Todd Golden: Breitling Professional Endurance Pro 38. Black case, white rubber strap, full chronograph with a compass-style bezel. Built as a rugged sports/professional piece. Retail around $3,550. Tool-watch energy that still looks sharp under a pullover. Jon Sumrall: Rolex Submariner Date 126613LB — the two-tone “Bluesy.” Oystersteel + yellow gold, blue dial, ceramic bezel. The classic luxury dive watch. List is $19,450. One coach rebuilt basketball into a title program. The other is trying to do the same for football. Different sports, different price points, same orange-and-blue standard.

Name a better 🏀 and 🏈 coaching duo. I'll wait.

Florida just dropped 52 on a top-5 team. Snapped a 12-game skid against top-five opponents. Most points vs a top-5 since the 1996 title game. Who still has UF as a one-week wonder? 🐊🔥

Jadan Baugh: 142 yards. 3 TDs. Duke Clark: 126 yards. 1 TD. 302 on the ground against the No. 4 team in the country. He13man week. Receipts delivered. 🏈🐊

No. 21 Florida 52. No. 4 Ole Miss 28. 4-0 for the first time since 2019. Highest-ranked win in The Swamp since that 2015 Ole Miss beatdown. The house was right. 🐊🔊

Florida is the hottest stock in College Football!! 🐊🏈🔥 📈

Woke up this morning. STILL feeling like THIS ....

The best player in CFB rushed for 142 yards and 3 TDs and handed Trinidad a BIG L tonight. Sooooooo. I think your post is insane.

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Opinion changed?

Never forget.

Gator Nation!! Well done today. 🐊🏈🔥 90,000+

When @finebaum let's a kid shout your account out live on air. Thanks Paaaaawwwwwl!!!

Only Gators Get Out Alive!

142 yards 3 TDs Against the #4 team in the nation. I'm in awe of Baugh! H13SMAN. 🐊🏈🔥

Can I say this without y'all getting mad? The older you two get...the more you are starting to look alike.

I mean. The belts. Accurate.