I do Pardon My Take podcast w/ @barstoolbigcat & Macrodosing @TheDozenTrivia. Banned from Tortoise Forum. organ donor. Played the freebird solo once.

New York, NY
This tweet is strictley so I can pin the below tweet
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There’s No relax champ. No relax when I’m on Twitter. I’m on 10 until the second I close the app. You relax!!
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Hot seat hank
NFLPA has concerns about the field in Brazil ahead of Sunday’s Cowboys-Ravens game.
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Max wants to eat my phone
Viva La Stool
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Is private equity in sports good or bad? Embrace Debate @PardonMyTake
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👇👇👇 Get smarter as a football fan. Shoutout to all the #Glentlemen
New “What If” Tape Study in the NFL for all you loyal #Glentlemen. Drake Maye had a bad INT last week. But as many observers have pointed out- it was actually tipped so it wasn’t his fault. How friggin good would he be if defenders didnt have arms? #HesStillRunning #HSR
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Ok sounds like everything’s fine and it probably wont happen again. Great news!
Adam Peters optimistic on Jayden Daniels return to play: “As of right now surgery is not on the table and we have not discussed IR.” Via @JunksRadio
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New @PardonMyTake w @AriEmanuel PLUS Falcons are BACK NFL weekend preview FYREFEST netflix.com/pardonmytake

ALT ari gold entourage GIF

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the seats are benchside not courtside. its a front row seat of deandre aytons back
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what does the * mean?
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Not for the opener but I will be giving away lots of wiz courtside* seats this season. #moretocome
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Hey PFT, any shot I can get the tickets for the home opener? #DCountdown
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#DCountdown is what they’re calling that dude that has to nut in his own mouth after PCA made the 40/40 club
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BREAKING: @PFTCommenter will go on Hot Mics & Cold Beers PENDING sample questions. Happy to report that Jace & Numbers are “starting to find the line” 🙏
JJ showing Big Cat how bad the Hot Mics Cold Beers pod is
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When you tear your Achilles but its actually a torn hamstring but its really only a mild strain
Mr. Salmons
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Nightmare scenario loading for Vol fans
Tennessee is switching their checkers and it could lead to potential disaster
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Hey @Zaccornelius_, what are your thoughts on Sydney Sweeney's recent work?
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27 days till Wizards basketball #DCountdown
Bleacher Report ranked the Wizards as the NBA’s 2nd-best young core in their latest rankings: 1. Spurs 2. Wizards 3. Thunder 4. Rockets 5. Jazz Thoughts?
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Jack Strand time?
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I need this guy to start a game so bad. The Giannis of the NFL
Athan Kaliakmanis on preparing for the backup role
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We made good money on these TNF plays last yr. I think it was one of the most profitable recurring bets for bettors across all of DK. Were 0-2 to start the szn but I love this one #dkpartner
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This all seems like its a big viral advertisement for some bullshit. Not buying this
More: Colts guard Matt Goncalves also was fined $8,847 for engaging Sunday night in what the NFL called an offensive demonstration. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration…in poor taste.” After Tyler Warren scored, he gave the football to Gonclaves, who pretended to pop off its top and celebrate.
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