Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post. I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so. Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here. But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it. And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂 Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻 So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️ So for one last time… ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Chiefo x #COYG

Today’s the day. God speed to Arsenal fans around the world, each and every one of you beautiful bastards❤️ Have an amazing day. It could be the greatest of our lives🙏🏻 All units to Budapest?😁🚨👮🏻 #COYG #UCLFinal

How can you not love this man

Greatest picture I have laid eyes on

I’m in tears

Out of control 🚨🚨🚨

Engraved into history 🖋 @Arsenal

CAN WE CELEBRATE NOW????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Arsenal players celebrate all together ❤️🤍

We did it, together.

Here we go then, lads ❤️🤍❤️ #ARSBUR

Is there a worse bunch of blokes than Man United players of 20 years ago? Schmeichel, Neville, Scholes, Butt, Evra, Keane.... Miserable, bitter, angry old men obsessed with Arsenal, crying non stop. Get in the bin 🗑️🤮

Probably the most unhinged celebrations of the season. Absolutely sensational😂🔥😂🔥 "Dance fucking now. Get on this fucking table and dance now. Come on. Come on!!! This is the table you wanna dance on. Get on it now lads. Get on it fucking now" 😂 @TurkishLDN @TheBig6ixShow

YES!!! FUCKING HAVE THAT!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! #WHUARS

I was under the distinct impression that to be considered “world class”, you needed to perform on the biggest stage (Champions League) and your team needed to win stuff 🤔🫤 That’s what they always said about Saka. So as Bruno has done neither, he isn’t world class. Fair? 👍🏼

So just to clarify the rules for when your team reaches the CL final: Don’t celebrate Don’t enjoy the moment Don’t sing Don’t smile Leave the stadium immediately in silence and definitely don’t acknowledge the achievement of reaching the CL final.

Embarrassing! Just get down the tunnel!