I don’t know what @BizNasty2point0 had to do for DK to get the boost up to 50% but I appreciate it

Me being too slow to pick up Joe Mixon out of free agency

WE HAVE A PROBLEM ... it appears that @TomPelissero is part of the same BIG NFL MEDIA machine as Adam SHIFTY (@AdamSchefter) and Ian SCAMoport (@RapSheet), and Mike GaraFOLLOWME (@MikeGarafolo) Can someone point me in the direction of a responsibly sourced organic NFL Insider?

Support all women, even the ones hotter than you.

Both QBs throw an INT Game total O 44.5 +500

I can’t watch this pregame Katrina stuff or I’ll have my entire $400 net worth on the Saints by kickoff

Somebody at work stole my @GamblingPodcast can coozie which is unfortunate, but on the flip side we probably created a new #degen and isn’t that what it’s all about?

Not airing this on Fox is a crime.

Siri play the @CJSullivan_ theme max vol we just hit UCF 1H

10/2 NFL Injury Roundup 🏥👨‍⚕️ Here’s everything you need to know for injuries around the league today 📰🩺 🩼 #RamsHouse WR Puka Nacua (hip) - Will play this week but good chance he’s on a snap count ⚠️📈 🩼 #Skol WR Justin Jefferson (ankle) - Ruled OUT for this week, good chance he’s back next week ❌ 🩼 #RavensFlock QB Lamar Jackson (back) - Not listed on injury report… still mild concern for aggravation if he takes a few bad hits 📈 🩼 #DaBears QB Caleb Williams (hamstring) - Officially ruled OUT this week. Still hasn’t returned to practice, chance to be back at practice next week ❌ 🩼 #KeepPounding QB Bryce You(shng (knee) - Not on injury report & good to go for this week 🚀 🩼 #RamsHouse DT Aaron Donald (back) - No practice all week & ruled OUT ❌ 🩼 #NEPats CB Christian Gonzalez (shoulder), DT Christian Barmore (shoulder) - Ruled OUT for this week ❌ 🩼 #FTTB DE Nick Bosa (calf) - OUT another week after no practice ❌ 🩼 #RavensFlock WR Zay Flowers (hamstring) - Listed as questionable this week, interesting after playing last week 🤔 🩼 #FlyEaglesFly WR DeVonta Smith (hamstring) - Not seen at practice & would be 3 straight DNPs. Sounds like not only missing this week but doubtful for next as well 📉 Officially OUT ❌ 🩼 #BroncosCountry WR Jaylen Waddle (foot) - Off injury report & good to go 📈 🩼 #FTTB WR Mike Evans (rib) - A game time decision despite minimal practice all week. Sounds like he’s going to try to play through it & more of a pain tolerance issue 👀 📰 #DaBears QB Tyson Bagent expected to start this week 👀 ✂️ Former #DallasCowboys QB Tony Romo cut from CBS due to not being able to handle his alcohol 🩼 #BoltUp WR Ladd McConkey (foot) - Officially listed as questionable with a foot injury he picked up this week ❓ 🩼 #ForTheShoe WR Keenan Allen (groin) - Listed as questionable this week coming off his best game last week ❓ 🩼 #RaiseHail WR Terry McLaurin (hamstring) - Late add to the injury report & now questionable for Sunday ⚠️ Late adds are never a good sign 🩼 #RaiseHail QB Jayden Daniels (elbow) - OUT again this week, sounds like he’ll be back next week ❌ 🩼 #HTownMade WR Nico Collins (hamstring) - Back at practice again, good shot he plays this week. Off injury report & good to go 📈 🩼 #WeAreTheKrewe RB Bucky Irving (glute), WR Chris Godwin (ankle) - Both off injury report & good to go 📈 🩼 #BillsMafia WR DJ Moore (shoulder), WR Keon Coleman (ankle) - Both off injury report & good to go 📈 🩼 #DaBears RB D’Andre Swift (knee) - Practiced today & off injury report 📈 🩼 #JetUp TE Kenyon Sadiq (back) - Listed as questionable for Sunday ❓ 🩼 #RamsHouse TE Terrance Ferguson (ankle) - Placed on IR, will miss at least 4 games 📉 🩼 #Seahawks RB Jadarian Price (chest) - Aggravated chest injury in practice Wednesday, ruled OUT this week ❌ 🩼 #KeepPounding WR Jalen Coker (quad) - Questionable for Sunday after a limited practice all week ❓ 🩼 #DawgPound DT Mason Graham (knee, ankle) - MCL + high ankle sprain combo. Not worst case scenario but will take 4-6 weeks for recovery. We’ll see if he lands on IR but OUT at least a few weeks 📉 🩼 #RiseUpRedSea OLB Josh Sweat (groin) - Questionable to play against the Giants this week ❓ 🩼 #RavensFlock OLB Trey Hendrickson (finger) - OUT this week after undergoing minor surgery on his finger ❌ 🩼 #KeepPounding OG Damien Lewis (elbow) - Officially OUT this week ❌ 🩼 #DallasCowboys CB Joey Porter Jr (“back”) - Not on injury report & could play for Dallas this week 📈 🩼 #TitanUp RB Tony Pollard (foot), RB Tyjae Spears (ankle) - Both at practice again today, should be good to go for Sunday 📈 🩼 #PhinsUp RB Jaylen Wright (foot) - Good to go for this week in an increased role 📈 🩼 #RaiseHail TE Chig Okwonko (hamstring), LB Frankie Luvu (groin) - Will play this week & make his return 📈

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So you’re getting 10/1 odds that the QB w the most passing yards comes out of the game with the highest projected total. Seems like a great way to split your unit

Owner suspensions are so funny. “Oh I have to watch the game in one of my mansions now?”

Norm Macdonald was Conan’s favorite guest. So here is the greatest joke in late night

The 2026 Cubs season ends with a whimper.

Probably the best video the brewers admin has put out .

I believe history will look back on 2026 as the year that sports fans found out who Adam Schefter really was and how he operates. More and more people are starting to see it.

If only we’d hugged them more the Packers would be 3-0

The nice thing about being a Packers fan in Tennessee is nobody’s gonna bring this shit up at work tomorrow